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    Default Emo Philips Cole Slaw Recipe

    MY COLE SLAW RECIPE


    by Emo Philips


    1. Chop cabbage into large bowl.
    2. Look for green peppers.
    3. Drive to store.
    4. Choose green peppers.
    5. Carry them to cashier.
    6. Drive home.
    7. Find wallet.
    8. Drive to store.
    9. Buy green peppers.
    10. Drive home.
    11. Chop green peppers into bowl.
    12. Look for mayonnaise.
    13. Drive to store.
    14. Buy mayonnaise.
    15. Drive home.
    16. Mix mayonnaise into bowl.
    17. Look for raisins.
    18. Drive to store.
    19. Buy stupid raisins.
    20. Ignore stupid cashier's snickering.
    21. Drive home.
    22. Mix raisins into bowl.
    23. Look for miserable lousy stupid carrots.
    24. Drive to stupid lousy store.
    25. Buy miserable stupid lousy carrots.
    26. Call stupid miserable snickering cashier a Nazi.
    27. Crawl to car.
    28. Drive home.
    29. Chop stupid damned miserable lousy carrots into damned stupid lousy miserable bowl.
    30. Look for finger.
    31. Look harder for finger.
    32. Look everywhere for finger.
    33. See cat scurrying away.
    34. Follow cat into new neighbor's house, surprising him in middle of drug deal.
    35. Dive over sofa to escape gunfire, landing on cat's tail, causing cat to screech and jump up into new neighbor's face and claw his eyes as he's bending over the sofa about to shoot you, enabling you to grab the gun from his hand, enabling you to hold the gun on him until the cops arrive, who then arrest him and drive you and the cat to the hospital where the cat's stomach is pumped and your finger is found and sewn back on good as new.
    36. Collect reward of half of neighbor's property from drug auction, then just buy all the delicious cole slaw you want from a nice deli.


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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    That guy is a comedian in case you didn't know. I know these things.

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    I lol'd
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicky View Post
    That guy is a comedian in case you didn't know. I know these things.
    Actually, I didn't. I just found this and wanted to share it.

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    That was genious.

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    impressive
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    twas good for a breif laugh
    :3

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    hahaha

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    sorta funny. just the end.

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