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    Default I just lost my virginity

    And I got it on film

    I divided it up into segments that way you can watch your favorite parts without having to wait.







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    funny!

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    i would watch that. i will tomorrow. however, not now

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    I love you, Giant Squid.

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    hahahaha now i want to meet you man, and we should have a slipper war!
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    At first the videos look like he's getting anal from his MATE.

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    Is he the lumpy one, or the guy with the shitty tattoo on his tricep?

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    At first i did think it was going to be gay sex. Sorry DS.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    the one with shitty tattoos, squid

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    Eww tattoos.

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    Says the girl who wants a picture of Dogar tattooed to her ankle.

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    No, I want a dragonair.

    Get it straight.

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    Bullshit.

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    Just saying what I told you.

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    what the fuck?

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    I hope you die a horrible death, and dream for eternity as a ruined samurai
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    Everyone's being going anti-kelsh lately.. may i ask why?
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    nobody is going anti kelsh. you and her just have some kind of response to the environment in which you think all forms of friendly abuse are direct assaults to kelsh. and kelsh is not man enough to handle some simple abuse.

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    kelsh isn't a man

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    Okay, so i knew about all the friendly abuse, but it doesn't look friendly if Kelsh is taking it the wrong way. From what iv'e heard from her, she's easily offended. Joke or not.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
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    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    As long as she has you as her white knight Jimbo she'll be okay.

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    She has a white knight and a valiant samurai, GS.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Clearly DS has found someone else in his life. Someone who can cater to his needs in a way Kelsh never can.

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    You cant get more faggish than that, unless you were rosie o donnell
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    No one can please anyone the way I can.

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