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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    I decided to look at the Pokemon Fanfics forum. Here's what we're mssing out on:

    Quote Originally Posted by mickmon95 View Post
    Narrator: Last we saw our heroes Lola was in the finals in her first contest and a fog had covered who had won the contest Megg or Lola. Announcer the fog is lifting and the winner is Megg. Lola: Awwww. Megg: Oh yeah I won! Announcer: I proudly award the Blosso ribbon to Megg. Megg: Thank you! Max: Lola you did your best don't be upset besides there will be more contests. Lola: Your right I'll beat that evil Megg at the next contest in Cressil City! Max: Let's go the pokemon center and sleep and then head to Granite Town where my first gym badge awaits! Narrator: The next day our heroes get up early and are in a forest that leads to Granite Town. Max: Lola you need to get another pokemon so Piplup won't be so tired in the second round. Lola: Okay wait here and I'll find and catch another pokemon. Lola: Look at that cutie it's a Pichu I must catch it! Go Piplup showtime! Use bubblebeam! POW! That little Pichu went flying! POW! Was that a volt tackle? Use bubblebeam full power! WHAM! Go pokeball! Yes! I caught a Pichu! Piplup return! Shadow Grunt: Give me that Pichu! Lola: What do you want it for spaceman? Shadow Grunt: I need it for a power source because I'm from evil team shadow and we're gathering all the electric pokemon to power our secret base! Lola: I'll never give it to you! Shadow Grunt: Fine! Go net ball! Now that your trapped I'll just take you with me! Lola: Help me Max! To be continued............ Next episode is Pichu Problem Part1


    Quote Originally Posted by TenaciousD View Post
    One day when Ash's mom was away on vacation, Ash decided to go for a walk through Pallet Town. As he was walking he noticed a

    tourist group from Johto, and in the group he saw a boy, and he was in love at first site. His double chin, blond crew cut, chin ring,

    and 3 missing fingers made Ash love him even more, but he was afraid to ask him out. You see Ash isn't openly gay, he still hasn't

    revealed it to his friends or parents. If he was rejected, not only would he have nobody to be with, but he would be ridiculed by his

    friends. Ash started to creep toward him. The closer Ash got, the more nervous he became. Ash started to reach for the boys hand,

    but the boy peered behind his shoulder and to Ash's realization it was Gary!!!!!!!! Zomfg!!!! Ash let out a gut wrenching shriek and ran

    home. There he lay in his bed for days, not being able to believe that he loved Gary. Then there was a knock on his door, Ash

    answered the door and it was Professor Oak. Professor Oak said "Gary told me about what happened a few days ago Ash." He

    said, "You see Ash, Gary has had a huge crush on you from day one, and he'd be happy to go out with you." So Ash and Gary lived

    happily ever after THE END

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    His double chin, blond crew cut, chin ring,

    and 3 missing fingers made Ash love him even more.


    hahahahh.

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    Geez. And people thought my Absol story was bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poltergeistfan View Post
    Ash and his friends are going to Hollow Town. The gang ran into a family in a big storm. Ash fall in love with the family Dawn. Ash have to project her from evil creatures.

    PG-13: Some Sexuality
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    That sucked more than a blackhole
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    I wish I still had the stories I wrote in third grade about Pokemon. They were the shit.

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    I was just thinking... has anyone here ever seen a chin ring? I didn't know they existed.

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    They probably dont
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    I've never heard of them, but I'm sure they exist. People pierce themselves everywhere, after all.

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    I havent seen an eyeball or asshole peircing yet
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    I'm sure there is at least one person who has attempted to pierce their eye and asshole. I'm absolutely sure of it.

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    if you pierced an eyeball, wouldn't it pop? even a moron must know that...

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    I'm sure there is at least one person who has attempted to pierce their eye and asshole
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    Solly, you've just made me type out a rant in the fan fic board.

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    what are you talking about guys? This is prime literature!

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    akshagghgjhkyuftrahahahahahahahahahaha

    That is easily the best homo-erotic piece of literature I have read in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kung fu jimmy chow View Post
    asshole peircing

    http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/09-mal...1115/anal.html

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    um...wow...?
    Pairs: The LacemakerThe NiginatorTeresaHickyNinetails009KS Jr.YojimboGokuQoorl




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    I googled it and that's what i got.

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    WTF, I said that as a joke but they seriously did it, what an idiot.
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    Hah. Hah. Hah.

    Laughs/sighs of patheticness.
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    where is miley cyrus when you need a hand job?

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    This is why I'm becoming the mod there.

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    I really want to write a fanfic and post it on there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE CUBONE View Post
    if you pierced an eyeball, wouldn't it pop? even a moron must know that...
    Did you know that if you hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, it can blow out your eyeballs if there is enough force?

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    urban myth

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