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    Default ATTN: Walrus

    Read your god damn PMs and respond.
    "I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil

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    Ebb and flow with my desire
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    TA, she isn't divorcing me for you!

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    She's helping get her sister ready for college or something
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Ha ha, no, who are you shitting? I'm not helping my sister get ready for college.

    I did read my PMs. I didn't respond because I didn't know what to say. After all, a pm that goes:
    Kelsh said to say hi.
    is a great conversational starter. What do you want me to say? "Hi back to you, Kelsh"?

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    just say something stupid like "hi TA"
    "I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil

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    hi TA

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    hahahahaha

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    I'm debating whether I should order a pizza for myself. Should I?

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    Maybe you should ask TA about it.

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    TA, what would you do in this pressing situation?

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    he would kill himself

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    I dared and I did. It's on its way.

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    This is bullshit. It's been more than an hour since I first called.

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    Maybe the pizza dude got in a horrible vehicle accident, and now he's lying dead on the road with pizza smeared all over his mangled remains?

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    No, he just couldn't find our house and went to all of my neighbor's houses instead.

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    If that was my pizza there would be no money involved anymore, tat pizza would be free
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    Yep, I definately agree. Isn't it usually 'If you don't get your pizza in *insert time*, it on us!', or some stupid motto like that??

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    Not usually, im sure if they did he would hurry his ass up
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    I'm just sayin'. At least I know all the places I order from are like that......*shrugs*

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    wow Walrus, that's pretty terrible

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    I know. I burst into tears and began screaming at him as soon as he arrived out of my sheer frustration.

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    I can see it now, Walrus in tears, smacking the pizza guy across the face.

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    I'm guessing you didn't give him a tip?

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    No, I gave him a five dollar tip.

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    You should have gave him his tip in fingers, as in a punch
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