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    So a few nights ago some kids, Casey, the CRAB and I were hanging out in the student center, and one of the kids egged us (as in Casey and me) to wrestle (there were some informal wrestling matches going on). I thought I'd lose because I never really exercise and Mex does, but she's actually really easy to beat. For those of you who are going to the anime convention in the summer, if you ever have an inkling of a desire to pummel her, jumping on her back is a great way to make her knees buckle, and then you can get her head in a headlock.

    We had a rematch last night, and she lost again. Then she went up against the CRAB and lost pitifully (he punched her in the spine and her back cracked). One of the seniors has it recorded on his cellphone, and if he gets around to it, we could post it on youtube or something...

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    tell me more about this the CRAB. he is male i see. is he a big gay?

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    He's fucking huge
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
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    i would wipe the floor with him

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    When the Devil is too busy
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    he's 6'4 or something like that

    he barely had to lift a finger and Mex was on the floor. it was so pathetic, it was hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    he's 6'4 or something like that

    he barely had to lift a finger and Mex was on the floor. it was so pathetic, it was hilarious
    I could take him in a mud wrestle



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    dude, I wasn't the one who was on all fours getting raped!
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    oh shut up you don't need to remind me of my loss to Julia. My back pains have reminded me all day long.

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    you just cant recover from anything can you?
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    well I'm sorry if my back hurts because I had my own weight thrust upon me square on my back for five minutes straight while in a chokehold

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    I LOVE WRESTLING

    I actually half wrestled casey when i went to hers, shes so easyyyyy

    I wrestled olly at school and hes really good o.o.......



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    i could fucking destroy that fag

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    try it. I'd love to see it
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    Height only matters if you can use it correctly =P I'm 6'2 and have lost to a guy who's 5'7. He was also 40 years older than me.

    And a judo master =P

    6'2, 190, and into the whole 'working out' phase of college life. /flex.

    I'd destroy him, then you, then God, then Tim. In that order.

    /kingofthemountain.


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    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I'd probably lose to anybody. The only thing I'm good at is balancing, in which I broke the school record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    I'd probably lose to anybody

    you've gotten something right for once!
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    I would mangle KS.

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    Casket Raping Asian Bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicky View Post
    Casket Raping Asian Bastard
    Cretin of Rhetorical Ass Bovines.

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    timmy you wouldnt be able to do anything to olly



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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    timmy you wouldnt be able to do anything to olly
    I doubt it, I'd probably be squished like a bug.

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    you dont know olly, keep out of it



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    I haven't been mangled in years- it'd be refreshing


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