As we all know, Kelsh, formerly Luna, of PokÚDream forums is currently a virgin. She seeks one man, Pikatwo, and his WANG OF TRUTH to lose her virginity to. But thus far, he has been reluctant. This is your chance cherry-poppers, one and all. If you can brave the many perils, tests, and challenges laid before you in the Battle of Kelsh's Virginity, you earn the right to make her yours. Will Pikatwo come and save his damsel in distress? Or will her hopes and dreams be forcefully thrust away from her by the many eager adventures lying in wait? Only time, and the perversion of the PokÚDream men can tell.
Join now and earn your right to take the innocence of a young fourteen year old American girl now! But beware, sign-ups close at dusk on Freyja's Day this very week. Seize the opportunity while it lasts!