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    Default The Kelsh's Virginity Contest

    As we all know, Kelsh, formerly Luna, of PokÚDream forums is currently a virgin. She seeks one man, Pikatwo, and his WANG OF TRUTH to lose her virginity to. But thus far, he has been reluctant. This is your chance cherry-poppers, one and all. If you can brave the many perils, tests, and challenges laid before you in the Battle of Kelsh's Virginity, you earn the right to make her yours. Will Pikatwo come and save his damsel in distress? Or will her hopes and dreams be forcefully thrust away from her by the many eager adventures lying in wait? Only time, and the perversion of the PokÚDream men can tell.

    Join now and earn your right to take the innocence of a young fourteen year old American girl now! But beware, sign-ups close at dusk on Freyja's Day this very week. Seize the opportunity while it lasts!

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    I freaking approve of this topic.
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    a sexual, internet version of the bachelorette?

    hmm...should be interesting
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    o_o

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    If she wants to be seduced by anyone, it should be you nocturne.

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    Oh. I would like to see who wins this one.

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    If i do there's no doubt i won't fly myself to Missouri and do her after a ram's game.

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    You're such a loser. =P

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    ...I'm gonna tell your fucking parents! lol

    Kelsh, judging by your sole remark, I dunno if you approve this topic or not but there are awesomer ways to lose your virginity than to the winner of a contest on a Pokemon message board. Hold onto it for a bit longer. There are worthier motherfuckers out there.

    Nocturne, congratulations. You've finally given a reason to me, like everyone else here, for telling you to shut up!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    If i do there's no doubt i won't fly myself to Missouri and do her after a ram's game.
    The Ram's are terrible, Yojimbo.

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    Can we bet money on people to win Kelsh's virginity?

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    I want money~!

    Hmm.

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    Bet on somebody.

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    Well so much for trying to talk sense to a female.

    Kelsh pick Nocturne. He's obviously interested in you enough to devote a topic to this. Or Mex. That would be totally fuckin' hot.

    Hell, pick anyone but me. I'll probably keep you around for a while, argue about stupid crap, fight with you, have crazy hot makeup sex and repeat the process. I don't need that right now. Love you honey, but you're not my type. </3


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    I don't yell at guys.

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    And I'd fight with you about that too!


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    Nidogod is a fighter. He will fight over which cookie is the best.

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    Nah, I just don't yell in general. I'm not a hostile person.

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    ...You're no fun Kelsh.

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    I'm fun in bed.

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    I'm sure you are!

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    I'm beginning to doubt that.


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    hahahahahahaha

    i fight over which cookie is best in subway


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    hahahahahahaha

    i fight over which cookie is best in subway


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    Nocturne this thread is so uncool if thats what you were intending... Kelsh if you plan on meeting someone on the internet that is only interested with your glory hole good for you, i reccomend finding a nice guy in your school or something and have some sort of lowscale relationship and dont listen to these perverted fuckers who are only thinking of their cock, they are so small minded, women need to be loved not fucked into next week.
    Life... INSANITY IS KEY!!

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    That's just an urban myth, Dreaming Samurai.

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