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Thread: The Kelsh's Virginity Contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horizon View Post
    Bah your all a bunch of zombified sex fiends who are virgins anyway (apart from KS), i wont be part of this.
    Someone verify that about KS.

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    ks is a WHORE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    The Ram's are terrible, Yojimbo.
    And that's why when we have sex, it won't feel so terrible.

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    The rams use to be good but suck wet dick now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    And that's why when we have sex, it won't feel so terrible.
    We're going to have sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    And that's why when we have sex, it won't feel so terrible.
    That's gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    We're going to have sex?
    Not if Pikatwo saves you in time!

    WANG OF TRUTH!

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    I have the wang of truth, let me tell you.

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    I feel overwhelmed.

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    Kelsh, just tease them like you already do
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    i already took kelshs virginity

    i have it in a bag. its in my stolen items cabinet

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    Yes Hicky locked it away in a mile deep pit under the ocean in an impenetrable safe, with guard sentinels and state of the art lasers.
    Life... INSANITY IS KEY!!

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    I found it
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Mex, you were in the bag with her. That doesn't count.

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    imagine if someones virginity was something you could physically hold

    you could sell it to a virgin on ebay

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    My virginity would be worth gold.

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    I can always sodomize you in the ass until you want to lose your virginity

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    My penis is bigger than yours Walrus. Kelsh needs a real man who can satisfy her needs!

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    according to dogar and tim i have a large penis

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    According to Espeon's Fury and myself, a picture of my penis would have to be taken from outside of earth's atmosphere and it would stretch the bandwidth of the Internet itself.

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    you're gamboling with espeon's fury? i had no idea you swung that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocturne View Post
    According to Espeon's Fury and myself, a picture of my penis would have to be taken from outside of earth's atmosphere and it would stretch the bandwidth of the Internet itself.
    Breaking the atmoshpere isn't good for your skin. I'd hate to see what it's done to you.

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    Him and I talk on a steady basis.

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    how can espeon's fury make this conclusion about your penis if he's never seen it? I smell a closet relationship

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