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Thread: The Kelsh's Virginity Contest

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    I smell jealousy that your penis isn't mammoth like mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocturne View Post
    As we all know, Kelsh, formerly Luna, of PokÚDream forums is currently a virgin. She seeks one man, Pikatwo, and his WANG OF TRUTH to lose her virginity to. But thus far, he has been reluctant. This is your chance cherry-poppers, one and all. If you can brave the many perils, tests, and challenges laid before you in the Battle of Kelsh's Virginity, you earn the right to make her yours. Will Pikatwo come and save his damsel in distress? Or will her hopes and dreams be forcefully thrust away from her by the many eager adventures lying in wait? Only time, and the perversion of the PokÚDream men can tell.

    Join now and earn your right to take the innocence of a young fourteen year old American girl now! But beware, sign-ups close at dusk on Freyja's Day this very week. Seize the opportunity while it lasts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocturne View Post
    I smell jealousy that your penis isn't mammoth like mine.
    the fact that i have sprouted one without massive amounts of testosterone in utero is impressive enough

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    Maybe you're just a transvestite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walrus View Post
    been there done that

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    This is what happens when I'm not around.

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    Aww come on Squid, feel the magic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    This is what happens when I'm not around.
    that's quite the egocentric stance you're taking there!

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    This thread makes me LOL.
    »\(║_o)/»
    where is miley cyrus when you need a hand job?

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    I honestly have no idea what to think about this
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    You could just follow the masses?

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    We all know who's going to take my virginity.

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    i could become a nun

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    I heard a story of a chick who sold her virgitinity online for 10,000 dollars just so she could get into college.

    Kelsh, your virginity could make some business.

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    That's it, I'm opening up a " We sell your virginity on ebay" store.

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    I want to do it.

    I need money.

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    There's also a porn site dedicated to pictures of the hymen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    I want to do it.

    I need money.
    I dare you to go to one of those ebay stores and ask the clerk to auction off your virginity.

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    Sure. I do stuff like all the time. But I don't know where an Ebay store here is.

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    I don't have the slightest clue either. I've only seen two, one across the street from my aunt's neighborhood, and the other in the movie " 40 year-old virgin."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocturne View Post
    There's also a porn site dedicated to pictures of the hymen.
    $$$

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    There's also a porn site dedicated to pictures of the hymen.


    I don't have the slightest clue either. I've only seen two, one across the street from my aunt's neighborhood, and the other in the movie " 40 year-old virgin."
    I'll check it out, and I'll use my friend's video camera while doing it.

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    This porn site takes virgins, spreads their legs and snaps a few pics of their cherry. What's not to get?

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    I don't know why you keep saying it.

    Are you saying I should do that?

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    I can't wait.

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