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    If you have advice about anything I will help.

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    No thanks. I go to people I know for advice, not some random kid on the internet.
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    You should come to me for advice, Pikatwo!
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Will Pikatwo ever have sex with Hats?

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    So there's this annoying little bitch on an internet forum, who seems to think she's an advice columnist when she almost definitely doesn't have the slightest clue how to help anyone. What should be done?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokegun!!! View Post
    If you have advice about anything I will help.
    You will give me advice about my advice? awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Espeon's Fury View Post
    So there's this annoying little bitch on an internet forum, who seems to think she's an advice columnist when she almost definitely doesn't have the slightest clue how to help anyone. What should be done?
    Kick here ass at her own game by giving advice.

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    What should i do if my english teacher is hitting on me? Do i flirt back to her, and get laughed at by others, or tell her to cut the shit out and start doing her job?
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    Tell her I have been taken.

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    Horrible advice. Here's the perfect thing to say:

    Just ask her for a private tutoring one night at her house, fuck the shit out of her, and she most assuringly will never flirt with you again.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
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    I wish I could fuck my teachers.

    man oh man teacher x student is hot

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    DO you know how happy i'd be to have underage sex legalized? Student on Teacher MILF would be INSANELY popular!
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Horrible advice. Here's the perfect thing to say:

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    What exactly are you laughing at? That was incredible advice!
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokegun!!! View Post
    Kick here ass at her own game by giving advice.
    Pikatwo's wrong. She's not a male. She's a freaking android. Evidently without sarcasm programming. Genius, you're the one I'm talking about, I would've thought you'd realize that, at least. And believe me, i ain't starting an advice column. brb checking whether Pikatwo wants to do robot on android, though.
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    Yeah show her she needs to shut up thanks for taking my advice.

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    -.-" You. Make. No. SENSE. The person I was talking about was you, you don't understand sarcasm, I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR ADVICE, and this whole thing isn't even funny any more because i had to dissect it and lay it out for you. >.>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Horrible advice. Here's the perfect thing to say:
    Quote Originally Posted by Espeon's Fury View Post
    -.-" You. Make. No. SENSE. The person I was talking about was you, you don't understand sarcasm, I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR ADVICE, and this whole thing isn't even funny any more because i had to dissect it and lay it out for you. >.>
    I'm just trying to help god dam.

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    Believe me, you can help by not trying to help. Because what you're doing sure as hell ain't helping.
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    Hi Pokegun
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Wad up mex.

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