Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

[Solly]

Granted, it becomes a genious and makes a nuclear bomb that destroys the human race.

I wish I could be doing the time warp right now.

[Haruhara Haruko]

Granted, but you warp right into a T-Rex's mouth and are swallowed whole.

I wish I had a pet chinchilla...

[Solly]

Granted, but it gets rabies and bites you.

I wish I had *camera zooms in* one billion dollars. Moohahahaha!

[Kanami]

Granted,but it's fake and you get arrested and then you spend the rest of your life hanging by your feet upside down while other prisoners form a line and take turns beating you with sledge hammers and baseball bats.

I wish...............Ummmmm.....I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist tomorrow.

[Solly]

Granted, but soon your teeth rot and turn into little tooth gremlins that jump around and poke your eyes with their pointy fingernails.

I wish that the wishing was easier than the corrupting.

[Pandarocker^K.I.T.Tmaster]

Granted, but you forget every thing.

I wish the weather man is right when he said there will be ice anf freezing rain tomorrow

[Durge]

granted, but it kills us all!


I wish pie ruled the world!!

[Solly]

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish I could speak in every language in the world fluently.

[Pandarocker^K.I.T.Tmaster]

Granted, but your brain exploads.

I wish it would snow tonight.

[Solly]

Granted, but it gets so cold that you get chriogennically(sp?) frozen.

I wish I knew whatever happened to robot jones.

[Pandarocker^K.I.T.Tmaster]

Granted, but when your told you die.

I wish there is no school tomorrow.

[Solly]

Granted, but you thought it was still school so you went anyways.

I wish I had a basket full of silver and gold.

[Haruhara Haruko]

Granted, but it's just chocolate wrapped in gold and silver paper.

I wish it was summer...

[Solly]

Granted, but there's Global Warming.

I wish I could be in Erd right now.

[Haruhara Haruko]

Granted, but Neumann breaks down and you are stranded forever.

I wish the Cybersaurus would quit killing me...

[Solly]

Granted, but the Space Police capture you instead.

I wish I was able to jump as high as mario can.

[Haruhara Haruko]

Granted, but you keep right on going and slam into the inferno of the sun.

I wish I could magically make hot dogs appear...

[Solly]

Granted, but you can't stop making them and you suffocate under a sea of hotdogs.

I wish I had some schnitzel right now.

[kratos]

granted, but it gives you the runs.

i wish i had Latias as a wife.

[Teresa]

Granted, but she turns out to be a Ditto in disguise.

I wish I could get all my Gamecube games from home.

[kratos]

granted, but they got so badly scratched up that none of them work anymore.

i wish someone would make another request on my thread (I mean that. please, someone give me something to write about)

[the master]

Granded, but at the moment u begin yo write yuor compumer/laptop shuts down and u lose all your work.

i wish i was a ninja...

[Durge]

Granted but you die because you suck at being a ninja.

I wish I had pie!

[kratos]

granted but it's your least favorite flavor

i wish i had the sharingan (please don't corrupt this if you don't know what the sharingan is)

[Sasuke]

Granted, but you only can have one tomoe

I wish I could perform Chidori