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    Default Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

    This is where somebody will post one of their wishes,and the next person would grant it but make it horribly corrupted


    I wish my aunt would get here.

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    wish granted.

    You aunt is arrving, but she's brain dead and vomits all over your family.


    I wish I was a pretty
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Granted, but everyone becomes your fan and runs after you wherever you go.

    I wish the Christmas pic was done.

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    granted, but it turns out to be gay porn..

    i wish my keyboard was working (uing on screen keybard)

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    Granted, but then your computer erases its own hard drive.

    I wish it would snow.

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    Granted, but then you get snowed in and the power goes out.

    I wish I had something to eat.

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    Granted, but you find that the spinach you're eating has E. Coli. You get violently sick from it and, after several hours of painful suffering, succumb to death.

    I wish my father wouldn't try to kick me off the computer so my grandmother can play stupid solitaire.

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    Granted, he's kicking you off so HE can play stupid solitare

    I wish for some sushi
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Granted, but you discover half-way through a bite of your sushi that the fish wrapped inside is horribly mutated.

    I wish I didn't sleep so late today.

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    granted, you woke up an hour after you fell alseep and suffered from insomina the entire night


    I wish I was sleepy
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Granted, but you can't get to sleep.

    I wish I wasn't bored.

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    Granted, but you become board agein when your parents make you go to Midnight mass

    I wish I did not have to go to Midnight mass

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    Granted, but then your house caught on fire and you perished in the fire.

    I wish I had gotten some anime dvds.

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    Granted, but they suck.

    I wish I hadn't gotten sick today.

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    Granted, but a giant wildebeast just rammed down the door and ate you.

    I wish I could beat up my cousin...
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    Granted,but you get in serious trouble and your cousin gets to beat you up as revenge


    I wish I had a soda.

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    Granted, but as you open it, you find out your dad shook it up as a prank, and it explodes in your face

    I wish I could be home.

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    Granted, but shortly after, a tornado comes by and rips your house apart.

    I wish my ears didn't hurt from my headphones.

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    Granted, but your ears fall off from the loud music

    I wish my aunts could stay 2 more days ;'(

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    Granted, but they're annoying during their stay.

    I wish I was feeling better.

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    Granted, but then you get sick when school starts agein and barf on the teacher.

    I wish the gearbox of the truck Igot for X-mzs would work

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    Granted, but what's a gear box?

    I wish I could get my posts back.

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    Granted, but then your account gets deleted.

    I wish my favorite villain in my video game didn't kill himself

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    A gearbox allows you to change gears on a older car

    Granted, but it glitches and nothing happens.

    I wish Itunes would work!

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    Granted, but then you can't get the music you download to stop playing

    I wish I could afford a Nintendo Wii

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