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    Granted, now you can hear everything within a 10 mile radius, at the same time.

    I wish for a laptop.
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    Granted, but it runs at super sllloww speeds and not only that, it's a defect, and blows up in your face.

    I wish I was homeschooled.

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    Granted, but you never get any qualifications because your mum is not very good at teaching, eventually reach the age of 25 jobless, and become an alcoholic.

    I wish for a forum free from Database Errors.

    (Do people still do this? 16th April isn't that long ago... right?)

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    Granted, but now the domain name for PD is taken over by a government-controlled corporation who deals in childrens toys on the surface and nuclear weapons on the side.

    I wish for more good activity on PD.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, but Fullmetal and Mario The Black Knight have a duel to the death.

    I wish for more funny mainstream comedians.

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    Granted, but they're drowned out by comedians like Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia who aren't even remotely funny but have a huge fanbase of 14 year old girls, so the good ones can't get airtime.

    I wish for world peace.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, but people get bored, video game sales hit the roof, nobody buys any food because of their need to fill their desire for bloodlust, then everyone dies anyway.

    I wish I was immortal.

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    Granted, but you become sparkly.

    I wish Edward Cullen met Blade.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, but Blade just gives him a flower and tells him to come back when he meets the vampire criteria.

    I wish there were more fish in the sea.

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    Granted, but overpopulation and toxic waste leads to death on a large scale and you end up with even less fish than you started with.

    I wish it was the year 1600.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, but you're on the San Diego, and you die.

    I wish I had perfect eyes.

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    Granted, but you can't see.

    I wish I had alot of money.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, but it all falls on top of you and you become fatally injured. (I didn't want to mention corruption and reinstate the flaws of capitalism)

    I wish Winston Churchill was the next person to post in this thread.

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    Granted, he was reincarnated into me.

    I wish I could figure out how to make TV work on my computer.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, but all you figure out how to do is watch repeats of Friends.

    I wish my dad was cool.

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    Granted, but then he leaves you to go on a 'life-journey' during which time he experiments with having sex with multiple homosexual men at the same time, in the middle of Disney World.

    I wish I had no family.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, but you didn't born

    I wish the time will stop
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    Granted, but the space and time continuum collapses and the world ends.

    I wish for many strawberries.

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    Granted, but they're all rotten and give you the runs for 3 weeks.

    I wish I had no yard work to do.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, but now you have blacksmith chores to do.

    I wish for an aeroplane.

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    Granted but it crashed

    I wish for cookies
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    Granted, but they taste like crap.

    I wish school was done for the year.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Granted, for me (seriously)

    I wish for hotcakes
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    granted, but there is a Bomb inside your hotcakes

    I wish no more school in the future


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    Granted, but the lack in education results in stupid doctors who mistake your cold for a fatal and contagious disease, forcing you to live in quarantine for the rest of your life and suck food through a straw.

    I wish I could fly

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