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    Granted, but you can only fly while sleep-walking and therefore fly into a building.

    I wish I had some writing inspiration.

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    granted but u get rejected by every publisher when your ready to publish

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    Granted, but it shoots burgers as a side effect and one hits you in the eye.

    I wish for a sailing boat.

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    Granted, but on your first trip the mast falls on top of your head and puts you into a coma.

    I wish my exam grades all come out sufficient tomorrow.

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    Granted, but it overheats and causes you to die of carbon monoxide, since it burns.

    I wish I could push Canalave Gym Leader Byron, Elite Four Flint, and all my bitter enimies
    into a pit full of lit C4.
    EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
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    It is done but you and the rest of your family and friends go aswell.

    I wish this thread would just die once and for all.

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    Granted, but the last person to post is me.

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    But the wish corrupter assumes your wish is to end this thread. Granted, but only for a short time, as it brings me into the picture.

    I wish for this thread to be everlasting.

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    Granted, but you invoke my everlasing wrath.

    I wish to be Batman.

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    Granted but the joker says "why so serious" and kills you

    I wish I had an endless supply of monster
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    Granted, but you drink half of the world's supply and, after a monstrous (no pun intended) sugar rush, fall into a ten year coma.

    I wish for the turmoils of politics to come to an end.

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    Granted, but the world falls into chaos.
    I wish that my hamster would die.

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    Granted but it turned into an undead and kill you for wishing him to die

    I wish I don't have to study physics

    (Btw, who revived this thread 0.o)
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    Granted, but then you get killed by my undead hamster for making undead instead of just leaving it to have a happy life in hamster heaven!
    I wish there were some decent books at my school liberay.
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    Granted, they put a dozen of twilight series. (I'll be searching for another school if I were you)

    I wish for an apple pie which is not rotten, poisonous or a deadly mutant that disguise as an apple pie
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    Granted, but its actually a killer robot in disguse
    I wish that my ds would freeze all the time.
    (actually I'm changing school next year, but they have rubbish books there too!I can't win.)

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    Granted

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    Granted but you'll become the Patrick

    I wish more request in my shop so I can finish the countdown
    Being me is pretty awesome actually

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    There is no wish.

    I wish to not wish for anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    There is no wish.

    I wish to not wish for anything.
    Granted, you wished not to wish for anything and therefore you are nothing.

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    Yesh.

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    (no wish)

    I wish Patrick made a wish.
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    Granted. Wish granted granted.

    I wish that my wish did not make a wish paradox.

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    Granted, but Solid Snake killed Revolver Ocelot resulting in a Time Paradox, making your wish to instead be a wish to create a wish paradox.

    I wish the Pokemon of Generation V had English names already. English names that aren't gay.
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    Granted, but the names become so heterosexual they steal your girlfriend.

    I wish, therefore I am.

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