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    I wish I had more time to decide what to wish for.
    "GENTLEMEN, I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS LAWNMOWER! AND NOW I ASK MYSELF, WHY?"
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    I wish for 7 diferent PDs each with its own ice cream flavor.

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    Granted, but they all taste like your mother.

    I wish I was a better cook.
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    No granted.

    Sometimes I think those lightbulbs in cars should be manually controlled not only able to turn on by opening your car door.

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    Granted, but then they blow up.

    I wish I didn't have to shower all the time.
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    I think string thoery is stupid.

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    granted now you stink like carrion

    i wish pants and the beast dwelling within will drop dead and do the hokey pokey then seek me out so i may make him a undead then kill him then make him alive again then kill him again ect the i shall never speak to him again

    Not the original,
    but a copy,
    a clone of the rival,
    I need some Coffee,
    In this life of survival,
    my brother has died,
    Even though my breath has sighed...


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    Sometimes I wonder what is the question...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rival173 View Post
    granted now you stink like carrion

    i wish pants and the beast dwelling within will drop dead and do the hokey pokey then seek me out so i may make him a undead then kill him then make him alive again then kill him again ect the i shall never speak to him again
    what does that even mean?


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    He shall never speak to you again :O pants you got the hard end of the stick! and he sneaks you out too! dear god!

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    WHAD DUSS DED EBEN MEAD!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by rival173 View Post
    granted now you stink like carrion

    i wish pants and the beast dwelling within will drop dead and do the hokey pokey then seek me out so i may make him a undead then kill him then make him alive again then kill him again ect the i shall never speak to him again

    it means i am cooler than you pants!

    Not the original,
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    I need some Coffee,
    In this life of survival,
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    Even though my breath has sighed...


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    LOL

    i think i just got slambed in the dunk!


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    A pretty uncomfortable place to be slambed, if you ask me.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
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    i agree

    Not the original,
    but a copy,
    a clone of the rival,
    I need some Coffee,
    In this life of survival,
    my brother has died,
    Even though my breath has sighed...


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    Quote Originally Posted by rival173 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rival15783217
    granted now you stink like carrion

    i wish pants and the beast dwelling within will drop dead and do the hokey pokey then seek me out so i may make him a undead then kill him then make him alive again then kill him again ect the i shall never speak to him again
    it means i am cooler than you pants!
    Busted! :nigga:
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    :O

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    OH WOW my dunk hurts from all that rival173 SLAMBAGE!


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    i wish pant would leave the forum

    Not the original,
    but a copy,
    a clone of the rival,
    I need some Coffee,
    In this life of survival,
    my brother has died,
    Even though my breath has sighed...


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    thats nice rival, but your not the first.

    and by the way, you have nothing to offer anyone. go away


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    Rebooting in 5...

    4...

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    Beep!


    I wish I knew what to do with my time.

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    Granted, then you get stuck in time.

    I wish I remember to replace tissue boxes when they run out.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
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    Wished

    But you are missing tissues :O

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    You gotta make a wish, Kirbx.

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    I wished I shot ed.

    *inserts coin*

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