Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 10:37 PM

granted but they all turned aginst you
i wish pepsezarkyar would come back!!! >.<

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 10:40 PM

Granted, but she hates you.

I wish horses would obey me.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 10:44 PM

granted but then they run away
i wish pepsi was in my lap

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 10:47 PM

Granted, but she crawls down your pants.

I wish I was at school. (Don't ask why, because I don't know.)

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 10:51 PM

granted but you have to a months worth of homework in 1 nite
i wish it wasnt so hot in my house

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 10:56 PM

Granted, but Moltres lives in your room.

I wish I had a pet macaw.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:00 PM

granted but it bites your fingers off
i wish fairly oddparents were on right now

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:01 PM

Granted, but they changed the voices.

I wish my neck wasn't so sore.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:04 PM

granted but you get your arthritis pain in you upper right butt cheek
i wish pepsi could talk

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:08 PM

Granted, but all she can say is "Me rape you,"

I wish my aunt's internet was faster.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:11 PM

granted but it brain washes you
i wish that you were here holin pepsi she misses you

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:13 PM

Granted, but I look like one of the Teletubbies.

I wish I had some macaroni and cheese. (I'm starving.)

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:15 PM

granted but the cheese taste like crap
i wish i knew where twichy was

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:18 PM

Granted, but you knowing puts her life in danger.

I wish my balogna had a first name.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:20 PM

granted but its weiner
i wish HH had a bf

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:24 PM

Granted, but I murder him because it was a mistake. =D

I wish you would stop that!

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:27 PM

granted but scorcher starts talkin bout it
i wish scorcher would stop being a perv

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:29 PM

Granted, but his girlfriend takes over the job.

I wish it was more exciting on PD tonight.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:31 PM

granted but the only ones on PD are you and you
i wish i knew every thing

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:34 PM

Granted, but your brain swells and oozes out of your ears.

I wish I could call someone.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:36 PM

granted you can call me!!!!
i wish you could call me

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:38 PM

Granted, but the phone goes dead.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:40 PM

granted but scorcher entertains you >_<
i wish smack that was the only song on my i pod >.<

**Haruhara Haruko** · 03-28-2007, 11:41 PM

Granted, but it's the only song that you'll ever listen to again.

I wish it was morning.

**absol** · 03-28-2007, 11:44 PM

granted it already is morning!! (duh)
i wish we could meet Amy Lee

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