Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

[zapdos]

Granted, but its me and I suck!

I wish my laptop's internet worked.

[Umbreon]

Granted, but you can only get on a gay porn site.

I wish I had a working camera.

[zapdos]

Granted, but the pictures are blurry.

I wish for food.

[Umbreon]

Granted, but it poisoned.

I wish for a wishing fish.

[Umbreon]

Granted, but he don't like you.

I wish I knew.

[zapdos]

Granted, but you don't.

I wish I was welcomed to the jungle.

[Umbreon]

Granted, they invite you to a feast where they eat you.

I wish Nocturne would leave.

[dragon_berry]

Granted but I come instead

I wish Ed was here

[Umbreon]

Granted, but he leaves.

I wish ed wasn't banned.

[dragon_berry]

Granted but u get banned

I wish I didn't get banned

[zapdos]

Granted, but you do.

I wish for fish sticks.

[Umbreon]

Granted, but they're disgusting.

I wish I wasn't restricted.

[dragon_berry]

Granted but u get banned

I wish this school internet is a li'l faster

[the master]

Granted, but the teacher banns internet right after thou use it.

I wish for something else.

[dragon_berry]

Yay Master!!!

Granted but u wish 4 a bomb

I wish I have more poketowns

[Umbreon]

Granted, but now you have too many.

I wish something major coming up goes good.(if not I'll be finished)

[zapdos]

Granted but after wards you're finished. (what's hapening?)

I wish for a monkey.

[Umbreon]

Granted, but the monkey rapes you.(I'll pm you with the details)

I wish I could be an admin.

[Khajmer]

Granted, but they invent a new rank called super-admin and the super-admin bans you.

I wish I was God.

[1elstupido]

Granted but theres a god hunter he hunts you down kills you and hangs your head on the wall.

I wish i know our wep key to use Wi-Fi.

[zapdos]

Granted, but soon after your DS crashes.

I wish for a talking fish.

[Umbreon]

Granted, but it won't stop talking and gives you such a big headache that your head explodes.

I wish I wasn't getting put back under restriction in two days.

[zapdos]

Granted, but you get restricted in 3 days.

I wish for another Last Post Wins thread that didn't move and stayed here and didn't get locked.

[Umbreon]

Granted, but you are the only one that post there.

I wish I had the motivation to do the sprites that people requested.

[zapdos]

Granted, but you lose after 1/2 a sprite.

I wish for an elephant.