Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

[Ninetails 009]

Granted but the game is glitched.

I wish for a pokemon to rule the world.

[Nocturne]

Granted, but they keep you as the only human on Earth and use as a slave, while the rest of us are sent to live on a new facility covering nearly all of Mars where we can live.

[Kingdra]

no wish? i'll make one. I wish pluto was a planet again

[Nocturne]

Oops. And granted, but it blows up and the fragments of the planet destroy life on earth.

I wish I could have my own personal harem.

[dragon_berry]

Granted but I don't know

I wish u'll all die

[Ninetails 009]

Granted, but we'll drag you along to the Underworld with us.

I wish the fan fic board wouldn't be so shitty. (Just finished typing a rant)

[dragon_berry]

Granted but the other forums goes shitty

I wish I have a moving VPP (btw where d u get 'em)

[Ninetails 009]

Granted but Dogar deletes it. (He's been doing a lot of that recently)

I got them off photobucket, but you can save them from pe2k and upload them yourself.


I wish for milo!

[Shadow]

Granted, but you look so bad that it died when it looked at you.

I wish my rivals would appear to me.(I've yet to find anyone worthy of being my rival)

[Nocturne]

Granted, except with this rival coming into play, you discover the fact that you're actually as weak as a Magikarp and have only been facing other weaklings thus far.

I wish that the forum was n00b-free.

[Shadow]

Granted, Mario comes through shreding the n00bs right out of here, but, he destroyes you too.(this is a wish we share)

I wish something interesting is happening.

[Nocturne]

You're Mario the Black Knight's alt, aren't you? You talk about him and post in the same font, you could be his alt. But that's not the point right now.

Granted, but it comes in the form of you being held hostage and raped by a group of large male orangutans for three days straight.

I wish Devil and Xion were online more often.

[Shadow]

Granted, but they hate you and get you banned.

I wish I could fly.(it'd make life easier)

[Espeon's Fury]

(((No fair, that's my wish!)))

You could, but then I wished that you couldn't while you were flying over the Grand Canyon.

^^ The above is my wish.

[Shadow]

Granted, but I land on top of you.

I wish I knew all the answers.

[Espeon's Fury]

You did, but the gruesome knowledge caused you to have a neural shutdown, go into a coma for 3 years, and wake up autistic.

Erm...I wish that Umbreon fellow didn't suck so much.

(((If you don't know who he is, don't post.)))

[Shadow]

Granted, but he becomes better than you. (was he a friend?)

I wish that all my future wishes were uncorruptable.

[Espeon's Fury]

(((I said if you don't know who he is, don't post. He was an aggravating little bitch that went off into rants whenever provoked. Some of his posts should be in the SPAM forum.)))

Unfortunately you posted in the present, not the future.

I repeat my previous wish.

[Typhlosion2.0]

Granted, but you suck.

I wish I had a rocket launcher.

[Shadow]

Granted, but it misfires at the ground while you're holding it and you get blow up.

I wish I didn't have to click the color thing to change my post to black.

[Kingdra]

Granted, but somehow the black stops working

I wish more people would join my RP

[Espeon's Fury]

They do, but they're all idiots that post shit.

I wish someone figured out what the proper corruption to my previous wish was.

(((seriously)))

[Typhlosion2.0]

Granted, but it gets deleted.

I wish for more lime Jell-O.

[Kingdra]

Granted, but it taste like shit

I wish mickmon wasn't such an idiot

[Shadow]

Granted, he's a bigger idiot.

I wish I had an avvy(I can't come up with a good one).