Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

[the master]

granted, but you're mother says that they didn't have any peanutbutter so she had to take shit.



i wish that there were more playing this game

[mudkip_power]

Granted, but they post bad info about you.

I wish I could break big rocks.

[the master]

Granted, but a piece of the rock falls on your head and u die.



I wish I would know what I should wish.

[mudkip_power]

Granted, but you wish for gay porn

I wish I had my Wii from my cousins

[the master]

Granted, but your cousins destroyed your wii.


I wish I had new ideas for stories.

[mudkip_power]

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish I knew 7 death stikes instead of 6.

[the master]

Granted, but it works like a boomerrang and u die.


I wish I would have the ability to teleport myself wherever I want.

[Arti]

Granted, but you land on the moon...

I wish GPRS was free

[mudkip_power]

Granted, but you teleport into a girl,s locker room and they beat the hell outta you.

I wish I could be a Kung Fu instructor.

[mudkip_power]

my bad.

[the master]

Granted, but i will beat u so i will be the instructor.


I wish i had the black belt.

[mudkip_power]

Granted but a white belt beats you up.

I wish everyone knew what form of kung fu I'm in.

[Cool Latios]

Granted, but you wish for gay porn

I wish I had my Wii from my cousins

I have a Wii, mwahaha!


Granted, everyone learns how to counter it.

I wish Champagne Supernova wouldn't be so good *addict <3_<3*

[kratos]

granted, but it poisons you.

i wish i knew how to use the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

[Cool Latios]

but it's a song o_O how could a song poison me o.o

Granted, you get stuck in the body of a COW.

I wish there was an uncorruptible wish [sp?]

[Durge]

granted but the wish is for billions of stinky socks.

I wish for some monkey heads!

[kratos]

uncorruptable.

Granted, but no one cares.

i wish i was the pokemon lucario(he's cool)

[Durge]

Granted but you where only him for 5 seconds

I wish I ruled the world

[kratos]

granted, but i killed you to take over

i wish i had a pet eevee(they're so cute)

[mudkip_power]

Granted, but he doesn't like you and attacks when you come near it.

[mudkip_power]

I wish more people were online.

[kratos]

so do i.

[SilverKitten]

graunted, but yo get offline becase your computer shorts out.

i wish you where a cat.

[kratos]

why?

[PepperThePoochyena]

i'm not sure what to do here...

you are posting "why" and not answering, so I shall go on...

I wish all the humans were gone....(yes, including me!)