"I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
"What else?" said the secretary.
I'm a teenager.
so what am i
i want to be a dandelion
of course, if you're like myself, I carry everything on me
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
by trap i mean it's broken so you impregnate her and are stuck. yup.
probably won't get a response in time but oh well. give me your best shot, gardener mcdonald!
I brought that picture into school a few weeks ago. Only one person laughed
Gah. I swear I posted one just now on here, but it's not on here.
Oh wait, here it is...
You're the rare African Speztnatz. The only way to grow towards the sun is with a one-leafed pushup.
If only the bottom quote actually said that. The one there just ruins the joke =/
the terrorists one?
Yeah. But I have to admit that it's funny in itself. I gotta show my coworkers that one ^^
Yeah, you work in the army, don't you...