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    teh be$t f@nf!c evar!!!1lol

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    t3 b3$t f@nf!c 0n t3 34rth 3v3r!

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    it suxorx cuz tere no ahlo in itt

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    Wehn w!ll teh next ch4pt?

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    Y4 W3N W!|| T3H N3XT CH4PT4R B P0$T3D?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cool Latios View Post
    it suxorx cuz tere no ahlo in itt
    hey ur rite!!11 wher's hlao??!!11lol

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    H4|0 !$ D34d!

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    10/10 please continue!
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    , Excellent Parody! I absolutely love it.

    Mex, I love your new avatar!

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    Mex is a girl?

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    Duh.

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    This story pwns.

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    Reviving this old tale for something to do, bored to tears lately. Can't believe it's almost two years old. Continuing on from Part 2, we're following Ninetales 009 on her quest to become the greatest Pokemon trainer in the entire universe.

    CHATER THEREE!

    pkiachu wuz bein atackd bi teh many spearwos who were angry at pikcachu for sum reson probly cuz he wsa sittin in tehre tree, probly. pikachu was very hurt an stuff an nintenetales 009 had to fight off teh speawoes with her jacket tis made teh sprewwawos even more angry. omg lets go nintetales 009 yelld an picked piakachui up an startd runnin best motafucking thing u said all day pikacuhu yelld in a hurt sounding voice cuz he was hurt remember. afta runnin for about 5 minutes neinteales 009 came acros a lake a saw a bike an desided teh take it cuz runnin was a bad idea nitenetales 009 loaded piakchu into teh girly looking bastket thing on teh front of teh bike an jumpd on but suddnly was pulled off wtf nintentales 009 yelld she looked up an saw a kid with a pokemon league hat and blu jeeans starin down at her. teh followin is a transcript of there epic conversation:

    KID (he's black lol : D): yo Wtf that b my biek ur stealin biatch! (sory but dis ishow blak ppl sound liek dunt be hatin me : ( )
    NIETNALES 009: My pkaichu is hurt
    KID (black): STFU an eat yo watermellons!
    NIETNALGA 009: lol wot
    KID (black): nvm
    NINTAEL 009: k
    KID (black): So how cum ur runnin sum1 hav u over a barrel or sumtihing
    NTIAJTALES 009: LOL DO A BARREL ROLL : D
    KID (black): What
    Piakchua: Fagets I be motahfucking hurtin here yo get me 2 teh pokeaknmon senter befor i shock yo asses!
    NINATELS 009: O yea terrs tons of spearwo hedin dis way need ur biek
    KID (black): spearow, nigger I be outta here den
    *Kid (black) jumped onto his buke an startd ridin off*
    NINETLEAES 009: WTF wut about me lol
    KID (black): LOOOOOOOOOOOL
    NTIATELAS 009: OMFG

    Teh kid disapeard into teh distance. Nineteleas 009 ten heard teh speawraows coming oh man depresparte times call fo depsarte mesures NIMBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS Ninteaesl 009 screamed an sudenly a yellow cloud ziped down frum teh sky THERE YOU ARE teh spraewos closed in an Ninteales 009 jumpd no Nimbus NIMBUS LETS GOOOOOOO ffs my ears are fine Nimbus exclianmed in annoyaece oh sory Ninetanles 009 apolgised look she contunined i only calld u coz i gut no other choice so dunt fuk arund k no need tah show off k k said nimbus lets roll an tey took off wid teh speartow in hot pursiut

    WILL NITYTELAES 009 ECASPE FROM TEH SPEARWOS?!! WILL PIAEUHCHU GET 2 TEH POLKEMON CENTER OR DIE?!?!?!!1 : O ALL TEH ANSWRES IN PART FOUR OR SOMTHING!
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    The return of a classic

    11/10

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    yeah!
    awesomely terrible... in a awesomely great way
    I like it.

    To think people can't recognize humor.

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    Funny but not sure why... further analysis of the topic needs to be done

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    --A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world--

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    Another exciting installment in Ultimate Destiny.

    CATPER FORU!

    Teh rain wsa porin dwon an ther was lighting and tuhnder an was very scare. nitles 009 wuz very lucky cuz nimbus teh yellow clowd ho only allow puire heart ppl an bitches ta ride it so nintleas 009 was ok. "NIMUSS LETS GO PAKICHU IS HURT" nienalate 009 screamed at nibmus "OMG" numbis yelld "if u scream at me again ima barrel roll so hard taht u fall an die ok" "alrite" nitaels 009 agreed "but just hurry plz ima commit sucide if pkiachju dies cuz he my first pkoemon an I be a failur liek teh first person voted off realty show" ninelaets 009 thot that tehy were safe but nmimbos was a slow cloud liek mollases or something an teh sperarow flock cahght up "oh no nombis" nienelets 009 cried "teh sprweaows step on it" but numbuts wuz at max speed which was bad teh spraerow reach them an start pecking at nititse 009 "GO AWAY" nteailes 009 screamd but ta no avail "OMG NOBUS LOOK OUT FOR ROCK" ntaeitale 009 exclaim "ima floating clod ffs" nimus said in annoying "o yea" ntieales 009 said embaras "but wot abut taht tree" "omfg" numnuts cried crashin in teh tree expldodin an sendin piaekju an ntintals 009 flyin 2 teh ground

    teh speawors surrudn nitnlesn 009 wantin tah eat pkiachu cuz they were assholes nitaenl 009 jump an put her arms out leik hero from movie. interchanege follow:

    SPERMROW: WE AR TEH BADNES AN EVIL AN WE MUST BLAHBLAHBLAH
    NITES 009: tl;dr
    SRSOW: Ok but dunt cross us cuz we bean hungry for while
    NITNAELS 009: lol beans
    SPEAEROW: Oh NITNAELS 009 ur so funneh /sarcasm
    NNITS 009: teh name is NITES 009 u poop head but anywy we gota bounce laterz
    SPAROW: wait wut about teh obligtory epic scene wit matrix effect an dramatic lighting
    NTIAEELS 009: o yar SPAROW U SHLA NOT PASS GO BAK TO TEH FOREST
    SPRAWR: Gandalf already done that
    NTAINE 009: Im in ur moviez stealin ur one linerz : D
    SRSPOW: u suck we kill u now an noone catch us cuz we got murder gloves an watch CSI
    NANTALE 009: OH SHIIIIIIIIIII-

    as teah spaerwo flew in teh kill ntaiens 009 an piaechu teh screen go slow mo liek matrix which is cool and teh lighning flashed liek in epic moment of ninja scnene pakchu jump on naitne 009s shoulder an into teh air strait at sprsrow an call down liam neeson fury "arrrr" teh sparweo drop dead an piackhu fall into niatnena 009s arms even more hurt tahn befor "taht was epic" ntianels 009 exlcimaed "wish tehtre was a camra around for thath" as nintaenls 009 carried pikacshu twoards teh pokemun centre pikaechu lick niantesl 009 nitnaental 009 was very emotional

    WILL PIACHUS MAKE IT OR DIE?2 STAY TUNED FOR PRARY FIVE!54
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    ugh your writing is full of meme-rape

    its just not amusing :/


    your welcome

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    It's cool Pants. Can't expect everyone to find it amusing.
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    but i do admire how much you've put into it. keep up the ridiculousness


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    I'm expecting Ash to turn into the demons at the end of this. If not...I'll be extremely disappointed.

    "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
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