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    Default I haven't masturbated in 48 hours


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    what should I say? congratulations or oh no?

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    i masturbated 3 times today. no joke

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    sweet?

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    I haven't masturbated in 2 minutes.

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    oh it's on! i'm almost done with my fourth for the day!

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    HAHAHA

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    I haven't masturbated all day you guys I would have done it sooner, but I was watching DN Angel
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasuke72uchiha View Post
    i masturbated 3 times today. no joke
    That's a little excessive.

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    it's not rare i masturbate three times a day

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    My sexual ferocity is weened after the first time.

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    you just dont have a sex drive
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I'm actually a bit of a nympho

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    Everyone is shitty and weird. Me? I'm normal and cool. Giant Squid's Avatar
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    Want aboard the S-train ; ]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    I haven't masturbated all day you guys I would have done it sooner, but I was watching DN Angel
    that's hot

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    One way ticket to orgasm proper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    My sexual ferocity is weened after the first time.
    You're just not the man I am.

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    sometimes, i wish i knew what it was like orgasming...

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    Lies!



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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    You're just not the man I am.
    I don't need to masturbate as much since I am constantly radiating sexual energy and don't have the urge to release it as frequently.

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    Neither have I, until I was havin' phone sex with Kelsh.

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    what is the point of phone sex if you're not masturbating

    one of you must be awful

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    Oh, I was masturbating.

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    i missed the "until"

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