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    It was, awesome. Best since the blueball effect.

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    greattt



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    mmhhhhmmm
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    i havent masturbated in a week



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    WHA-!??
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    PMS

    well PMS started about 4 days ago, and i was too tired to masturbate 3 days before it



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    dude, masturbation is a CURE for PMS
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    how do you masturbate without getting your hands bloody eh?



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    that's a legitimate question

    and that's why I've never attempted doing anything down there during that time of month

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    it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    ewww

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    lmao

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    come on though! it's really not a big deal considering all the pleasure you get! besides, blood is a huge turn on for me
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    i know but this is period blood..it looks kinda different from blood you get from cuts or whatever



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    I'm eatin' Tostitos chips.

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    I'm very happy for you
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    put some of that blood on my chips too!
    blood is very sexy, especially when its that time of month.

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    i wish i had fritos and cheesy dip

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    i had to much Super Size Me in health calss and I threw up in my mouth. fat people are disgusting..

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    I have this thing with fat. It's repulsive to me.
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    in health class we were talking about masturbation, and one of the boys said "Do girls like masturbate? They like never like talk about it."

    Then the teacher said somthing about how most girls don't masturbate because a lot of them don't know how.

    What the fuck? How can you not know how? Isn't it obvious? I mean really, when you get turned on, you can tell where the source of the feelings are. Is it that hard to put two and two together? But as she was saying that, about half of the girls had a similar look of "wait... are you serious?" that I had on, so I'm guessing my health teacher thinks we're all a lot more innocent than we really are. Which is kind of funny because masturbation hardly counts as being un-innocent.

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    oh my god did one of the boys seriously ask that

    i hope he was just doing it to increase the sexual tension

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    probably

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    I wish we talked about this in health. all we talk about is how we should buy things cheaper. or somthing. Then I always kicked out for saying, "Mr. Moore, if your teaching us health then why don't you look healthy?"

    "That's enough, Mrs. Kelsi..."

    "But Mr. Moore, you kinda are on the chubby side."

    "THATS IT! OUTSIDE NOW!" Then I skip outside and go into the Computer Lab talking to all my friends.

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