It was, awesome. Best since the blueball effect.
It was, awesome. Best since the blueball effect.
greattt
mmhhhhmmm
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
i havent masturbated in a week
WHA-!??
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
PMS
well PMS started about 4 days ago, and i was too tired to masturbate 3 days before it
dude, masturbation is a CURE for PMS
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
how do you masturbate without getting your hands bloody eh?
that's a legitimate question
and that's why I've never attempted doing anything down there during that time of month
it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
lmao
come on though! it's really not a big deal considering all the pleasure you get! besides, blood is a huge turn on for me
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
i know but this is period blood..it looks kinda different from blood you get from cuts or whatever
I'm eatin' Tostitos chips.
I'm very happy for you
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
put some of that blood on my chips too!
blood is very sexy, especially when its that time of month.
i wish i had fritos and cheesy dip
i had to much Super Size Me in health calss and I threw up in my mouth. fat people are disgusting..
I have this thing with fat. It's repulsive to me.
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
in health class we were talking about masturbation, and one of the boys said "Do girls like masturbate? They like never like talk about it."
Then the teacher said somthing about how most girls don't masturbate because a lot of them don't know how.
What the fuck? How can you not know how? Isn't it obvious? I mean really, when you get turned on, you can tell where the source of the feelings are. Is it that hard to put two and two together? But as she was saying that, about half of the girls had a similar look of "wait... are you serious?" that I had on, so I'm guessing my health teacher thinks we're all a lot more innocent than we really are. Which is kind of funny because masturbation hardly counts as being un-innocent.
oh my god did one of the boys seriously ask that
i hope he was just doing it to increase the sexual tension
"That's enough, Mrs. Kelsi..."
"But Mr. Moore, you kinda are on the chubby side."
"THATS IT! OUTSIDE NOW!" Then I skip outside and go into the Computer Lab talking to all my friends.
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