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    ಠ_ಠ Sasuke's Avatar
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    weightwatchers

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    take it to the spam forum, sasuke72uchiha

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    -ouch-

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    no offense sasuke72uchiha! helpful advice!

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    ugh, sasuke is ok to call me you know. or joe(my real name -_-)

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    thats not the way i do things, sasuke72uchiha

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    ok.i didn't say you had to do them that way.

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    Kelsh, I like the bluntness. I hope that fat health teacher decided to lose some weight. Fat people are really gross to look at.

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    i'm going to masturbate now

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    good for you, hope you have fun

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    trust me, its fun!

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    for some reason masturbation feels like nothing to me. I must be doing something wrong

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    We don't have health class. Never have done.

    Would be hilarious though. Everyone in my year think masturbation/whatever else about sex is gross and everytime i say something about it they say "EWWWWW SICKO" hahahah so that class would be heaven for me to make them be freaked out



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    masturbate in front of them
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    they would die of the "rudeness"

    which would be hilarious for me ;D



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    so what's stopping you?
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    the teachers would find out and they would expel me or suspend me

    this is a posh british school we're talking about!



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    ALL THE MORE REASON TO DO IT EVE
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    rebel?



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    EXPRESS YOURSELF!

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    hurrah
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I walked in on my teacher doing it once. Omg it was halarious.

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    that's repulsive
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    She's like 50.

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    ewwwww

    though it would be hot if I walked in on my math or english teachers masturbating

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