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  1. 01-30-2007, 04:23 PM #1
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    Default I haven't masturbated in 48 hours

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  2. 01-30-2007, 04:35 PM #2
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    what should I say? congratulations or oh no?
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  3. 01-30-2007, 04:36 PM #3
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    i masturbated 3 times today. no joke
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  4. 01-30-2007, 04:58 PM #4
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    sweet?
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  5. 01-30-2007, 05:03 PM #5
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    I haven't masturbated in 2 minutes.
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  6. 01-30-2007, 05:16 PM #6
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    oh it's on! i'm almost done with my fourth for the day!
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  7. 01-30-2007, 05:16 PM #7
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    HAHAHA
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  9. 01-30-2007, 05:53 PM #9
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    I haven't masturbated all day you guys I would have done it sooner, but I was watching DN Angel
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.
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  10. 01-30-2007, 06:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasuke72uchiha View Post
    i masturbated 3 times today. no joke
    That's a little excessive.
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  11. 01-30-2007, 06:05 PM #11
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    it's not rare i masturbate three times a day
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  12. 01-30-2007, 06:05 PM #12
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    My sexual ferocity is weened after the first time.
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    you just dont have a sex drive
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.
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    I'm actually a bit of a nympho
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    Want aboard the S-train ; ]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    I haven't masturbated all day you guys I would have done it sooner, but I was watching DN Angel
    that's hot
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  17. 01-30-2007, 06:31 PM #17
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    One way ticket to orgasm proper
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  18. 01-30-2007, 06:43 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    My sexual ferocity is weened after the first time.
    You're just not the man I am.
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    sometimes, i wish i knew what it was like orgasming...
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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    Lies!


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  21. 01-30-2007, 07:28 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    You're just not the man I am.
    I don't need to masturbate as much since I am constantly radiating sexual energy and don't have the urge to release it as frequently.
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  22. 01-30-2007, 07:41 PM #22
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    Neither have I, until I was havin' phone sex with Kelsh.
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  23. 01-30-2007, 07:50 PM #23
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    what is the point of phone sex if you're not masturbating

    one of you must be awful
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  24. 01-30-2007, 07:53 PM #24
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    Oh, I was masturbating.
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  25. 01-30-2007, 07:57 PM #25
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    i missed the "until"
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