the pichu thread

[Nanaki]

-3 days later-

Nanaki woke up, and stood up in bed, feeling lighter. "Where's the baby?"

[Nanaki]

The resident doctor stared down at the bedsheets. "Well..."

[Nanaki]

"You lost the baby, we couldn't save it."
Nanaki felt a warm tear slide down his cheek.

[Nanaki]

"Well," responded Nanaki, "At least I still have Peeki." He started to smile, but it was a forced smile. Would Peeki still talk to him after Kels- "About that," responded the resident.

[Nanaki]

Nanaki looked up, wondering what other news she had for him...
"About him, the ambulance ran into a pedestrian.." she looked away, dry throated, swallowed and looked back... "The pedestrian was later identified as Peeki Turbajawa."
Nanaki couldn't help it, he bursted out crying.

[Nanaki]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ," he wheezed.

[Nanaki]

Post 107 was brought to you by Trojan condoms

[Nanaki]

Let's take a moment to honor that red cat-suicide bombing hybrid baby

[Nanaki]

Amazing grace
How sweet the sound.
That saved
A wretch, like me.
I once, was lost
But now, am found
Was blind, but now
I see

[Nanaki]

EPILOGUE

[Nanaki]

After the accident, Nanaki took a job as a bartender in New York City and ran into that woman that split him and Peeki up, Kelsh. They lived hapilly ever after

[Nanaki]

After discharging Nanaki, the resident went on to quit her job, got a sex change and went into acting. You can see her in such movies as Rocky Horror Picture Show and AssPirates 2: the Curse of the Deep Throat

[Nanaki]

The driver of the ambulance lost both of his legs in the crash, then married Helen Keller. They lived happily ever after with deformed, deaf, blind retarded amputi children

[Nanaki]

Peeki was buried in an ancient indian burial ground and he lived in a casino in the afterlife and lived happily ever after

[Nanaki]

The paramedic taking care of Nanaki flew through the windshield on impact and was sliced in half by a passing scissor truck

[Nanaki]

The ambulance truck was massively damaged in the crash. It's wife left it because of it's deformed body, and the judge gave the kids to her because he didn't want them growing up with such a horribly ugly father

[Nanaki]

The scissor truck driver, drunk at the time, completely forgot what happened, and later had a wonderful fourway with an ambulance truck (the wife), a transvestite and a widowed Paramedic wife

[Nanaki]

The scissor truck sat in the driveway watching the fourway with a sad face. That's when Nanaki and Kelsh came by, and had wild sex in the backseat. The truck was found hung by its gas tank a week later with it's front doors slit

[Nanaki]

The deformed babies of Helen Keller and the ambulance truck driver became friends with Dick Cheney and were invited to go quail hunting with him, they were never seen again. Helen Keller died later by drinking diet coke instead of water when she ate 4 mentos instead of tums. The driver, so struck with grief, drove off a cliff. He survived, and is laughed at by passing kids as he sits on his porch. Damn porch monkey

[Nanaki]

The End

Please take this time for another short intermission

[Nanaki]

I've been doing this for an hour and a half and am only on page 5?

[pichubro]

pichubro like pichu 2

[Nanaki]

did you respond to this thread because of the title or have you actually seen what it's about pichubro?

[pichubro]

how can I know what it's about if I can't read?

[Nanaki]

but you read my post