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    Default Win a Virtual Date with The Man

    That's right, this is a once in a lifetime chance to win a virtual over the internet honest to Dagon date with yours truly.

    But Qoorl what the hell is a virtual date?
    Eh, it's one part rping, several parts chat, and plenty of BS throw in for spice. No cybering though, I'm not a cheap date...well I guess if it's completely free over the internet I'm damn cheap, but not tacky.

    Okay Qoorl, you're very strange, but how do we win?
    Simple! Post in 21 words or more, why you should win. THEN, our panel of selected judges (Meaning who the hell ever wants to pick) will select an OFFICIAL WINNER.

    Why would you DO this?
    I'm bored... like freakishly bored, combined with a strangely for me down mood. I figure if I do random and amusing (to me) things that it'll pick me up, recharge some of my creativity and just generally put me in a better mood. Worst comes to worst and no one posts here, I upped my post count by ONE. Please, no entries below the age of I dunno, pick something. But enough prattle, get out there and start posting!
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    I will be a judge.

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    I would love to go on a date.


    But I'm too lazy to say why I should win. =/

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    ze judge

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    Allright! That's two judges.....and a dude. Cool enough. The Qster needs more contestants! Let's get this ball rollin'!
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    Judges always come in threes. I'll be simon cowell.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Allright... I've got a trio of judges, and one contestant... Eesh, I'm not liking the way this is going, there won't be any decisions or gratuitousness... C'mon I need more contestants than the one Tropical fellow I've got.... Ladies ladies ladies... do your stuff.
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    Oh can I be a judge too? You need a Paula! Since you already got the Simon.
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    You can't have Simon ect without: Lord94!

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    Aw c'mon... EVERYONE can't be a judge, next thing I know Lord94'll be askin to sign up to be head judge... Del, you can be a judge that's fine.. IF you rustle up some contestants... of the female persuasion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qoorl
    next thing I know Lord94'll be askin to sign up to be head judge...
    No, he'll just want to give head to a judge.
    -.---.----..

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    Nanaki is on fire lately.

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    That was pretty good, naddy.

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    Lord, if you're gonna post here, at least go fetch me a decent contestant... a GIRL, mind you.. and one that is interesting. Man I'm not doing so well at all here. Help me out! PITY ME FOR GOD'S SAKE.... (hrmm.. I wonder if God actually has sake. I prefer rum myself.)
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    Well, since I haven't gotten ANY female contest entries (I'm sure they're just shy... it's not because I'm creepy or lame... I just know it. I mean, Hats signed up even if his entry was poor...still...) I think I'll just also use this thread as a general place for me to rant, because I am ANGRY. I almost beat up a kid at work today. He's an obnoxious little punk and he keeps TRYING to act like a badass around me. He won't do anything he's told and tried to wander off school campus at the end of the day. He tried starting something, and said I wouldn't send a right up on him to the principal. I put a hand on him and gave him a little shove, I ALMOST tore into him, but part of my brain said, 'Wait yo, you'll get fired and go to jail!' so I didn't My fists have been clenching and unclenching all the way home. I wanted to see him beaten to a pulpy whining mush so bad....ARGH. Anyways am I a bad person?

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    Get one of the football players that like you to do it.

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    I'd do your date thing....but you already know I'm lame in all above mentioned activities of this......and lazy on top of that....

    ...and I just spent four hours sitting in the cold and rain, so I'm not up for doing much of anything right now...... =/

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    Besides, Giant Squid's already won your heart.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Besides, Giant Squid's already won your heart.
    ................ >.>
    ....... <.<

    .....*hides*

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    Well.. I've still got Hats as an entry. *hangs head in disgust* C'mon Ladies I need contestants! As for getting football players to beat him up... he's one of them. My friend's crazy nephew would do it, but I don't wanna the cute little psycho in more trouble than he already is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    I will be a judge.
    I will assume the responsibility as well.

    P.S. dump jimbo, del, and possibly nocturne. and get fm on.

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    I'd consider that, If I had any contestants. So far it looks like I'm gonan be goin out on a date with a Dude. And the Qoorlster is a man of the world but still...
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    I wish to compete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teresa View Post
    I'd do your date thing....but you already know I'm lame in all above mentioned activities of this......and lazy on top of that....

    ...and I just spent four hours sitting in the cold and rain, so I'm not up for doing much of anything right now...... =/
    Bah, You can't do worse than any of the other contestants so far. I mean hell, Lord's signed up. And the judging won't be for sometime. BUT if your heart belongs to Master Squid, then I guess you're out of the race.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qoorl View Post
    BUT if your heart belongs to Master Squid, then I guess you're out of the race.
    .....*facepalms*

    ..... ^^;

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