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    obviously i'm far too lazy to log into pd as evidenced by the past few weeks even though i've been coming home every weekend as of late. just a debriefing on what's been going on at F.L. CHAMBERLAIN SCHOOL FOR THE MENTALLY FUCKED.

    hmmm. where do I begin? so many interesting things happene every day. well, let's start with garrett.

    sadly enough, I know garrett from . One fine day in late September, Garrett joined my class, and soon I learned why it was actually a good thing that I never talked to Garrett . In addition to being a whiny little bitch, Garrett never does his work. He either 1) complains about how he can't think of anything to write, 2) says it's too easy (in which case I always wonder if it's so easy, why doesn't he just do it), 3) says the assignment is too "restrictive", and 4) just doesn't do it at all and then whines when he gets an F on the assignment. In either case, Garrett is the quintessential loser. All class, he hims and haws over his work, looks at his fingers, picks at his massively pimply face, whines about stupid shit, gets distracted by anything and everything, and reads his fantasy books.

    Obviously, Garrett's apparent unwillingness to do his work gets on my teachers' nerves, and it irks them further that rather than doing his work, he reads his fantasy books. Every day, my composition teacher yells at him to put his books away, and he'll put them away.... for about two seconds before bringing them out again.

    So one day my composition teacher Gina (who happens to be a fat, black lesbian ) got fed up with him after asking him over five times to put his fucking books away. She waddled over to him and demanded that he give her his books, and he refused. The other teacher came over as well and insisted he give up his books. Garrett steadfastly refused and, when the teachers tried to grab the books from him, he kicked Gina in the stomach. Within a flash, Gina tackled him to the floor and pinned him down as he screamed about how much they were hurting him. So much for his book battle.

    We were all herded upstairs to our next class upstairs as Garrett got restrained, and if you listened closely enough, you could still hear Garrett whining, "Owww! That hurts! Let go of me! You're hurting me! I can't breatheeeee!" The rest of us found this hilariously amusing, as no one likes Garrett (except for this Alabaman kid who looks marvelously like a caterpillar). We began our math class like usual until one surly kid in the back of the class named Beau began to shred up paper and spread the confetti all over the floor. Immediately my math teacher demanded to know why he'd create a mess like that. Beau's response was he didn't feel like having it on his desk. Okay then. The teacher then told him he'd have to vacuum the room at the end of the day for creating that mess.

    Suddenly, Beau picked up a desk and began smashing it onto another desk in a blind rage. The rest of us were filed out of the room as Beau was restrained as well.




    I might write more later. I'm too lazy right now.
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    your FACE
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    your MOTHER'S FACE

    NAKED

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    Sounds like you're pretty much fucked for finding anyone worth talking to there.

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    more reason to come here then.

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    That guy sounds pretty dark and twisted. I like him.

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    No you don't. Nobody likes Garrett. I had to go to school with him last year too. He was bad then and he's just gotten worse
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    everyone else in our class think that garrett and the alabaman kid are gay and have the hots for each other. they're always flirting

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    they'd pussy out at the last minute before doing anything
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    He sounds like my friend Gareth.

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    10 out of every 300 kids you find psyco.

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    excellent observation Pokegun!!!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Im in that 10 out of 300...


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    Apparently Unown5 is the Alabaman Caterpillar
    -.---.----..

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    Unown5 is many things, and a caterpillar is certainly one of them
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    To me, Unknown5 is:

    Unknown Darkness

    Gay

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    you can stop posting now you know
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord94 View Post
    To me, Unknown5 is:

    Unknown Darkness

    Gay
    Look your really getting on my fucking nerves & annoying me now and im fed up.
    You need to grow up, stop posting, stop spamming and grow some pubes as you always act like a childish 8 year old.

    You dont even know me or uknown5 enough to even think about anybody being a 'alt'.

    Wanna talk about this anymore..?
    bring it into the flamechamber because then we won't be spamming up the forum like you normally do.

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    far too GAY to post you mean

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    That kid needs to get laid. Seriously, when I get assignments, I either whip em off really fast or point blank refuse to do them. If he can bitch about stuff so much, he has too much energy to use.
    We could all take a lesson from crayons:

    Some are sharp

    Some are beautiful

    And all are different colors

    But they learn to live in the same box

    You know where this is going;)

    Noelle pairs with no one:P

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