Get a load of this

[Giant Squid]

Could you imagine how the women would flock. The first night there we would get a knock on the door, and a massive line of fly bitches would just be there, all like "We don't know why we came ... we just felt we had too ..." Like some kind of evolutionary instinct drawing them towards the sexiest men on the planet.

The rest of the time would be like a sitcom that's actually funny.

Fullmetal: "Devil you left your books on my desk again!"
Devil: "I think those are Tim's."
God: "Shut the fuck up"

Oh the fun we'd have.

[God]

If Devil were contactable I'm sure he would do it. The only problem would be deciding on a city, because you faggots don't seem to like Philly or New York. Other than that I could see Seattle or Boston being possibilities.

[Giant Squid]

I hear olympia is a pretty fly town. I'd probably be up for boston if it weren't so expensive.

[God]

yeah but then youd have to learn greek

[Giant Squid]

har har har

[God]

wuchu har'n about

it there an olympia that is not in greece

*checkin wikipedia*

oh there is one in washington. i dunno, it is not city-y enough for my tastes

[Giant Squid]

It's like a condensed, less dirty version of Seattle.

And the Greek one is Olympus

[God]

too much forest

[God]

judging this by the wikipedia pictures

[Giant Squid]

Not really. Those are probably pictures of the foresty areas.

[God]

has a pretty small population too

[Giant Squid]

hence condensed*

We could do Bellevue but I don't want to.

[Nocturne]

I would probably pick up your guys' leftovers.

[Giant Squid]

I don't leave leftovers.

[God]

It would have to be a famous, world-renown city, obviously.

[Nocturne]

I said your guys'. As in all of you. Fullmetal would probably take a few, then go blog about it, Tim would take a good bit of them, then get too busy complimenting himself to do anything else, and Devil would just find the women to be beneath him.

[Nocturne]

It would have to be a famous, world-renown city, obviously.

Seoul

And Pittsburgh is actually infested with Koreans