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    Default i eat my burritos with a fork and knife

    why? because i can.

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    I wonder if any rich formal mexican actors do that.
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    if they did i would have to stop.

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    I do that with my chimichangas, but not burritos.

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    Enchiladas are best eaten by hand.
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    not a fan of chimichanga's. feels like i'm eating a heart attack in 30 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Enchiladas are best eaten by hand.
    really hate these too. i stick to tacos and burritos because they work for me.

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    I don't worry in the slightest about heart attacks or clogged arteries from food consumption. It's happened to literally every male on both sides of my family in the past two generations, except for one. Well, every male that died, naturally.

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    i imagine eating burritos with utensils must be a massive task with the fillings spilling out with every cut of the knife. you're worthy of applause if you can eat a burrito without smearing it everywhere

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    Because you're a woman.

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    burritos, enchiladas, tacos, can all be eaten by hand in some way

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    lol.

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    Aww, and I thought I was the only one that did that...

    But I more often eat with my hands. Gotta love finger food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walrus View Post
    i imagine eating burritos with utensils must be a massive task with the fillings spilling out with every cut of the knife. you're worthy of applause if you can eat a burrito without smearing it everywhere
    of course some of the liquid smears, but any contents that fall out you simply scoop back up. not a hard concept.

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    My brother wouldn't understand. He would probably make me do it. I think it kills him to bend down to pick something up, since he hasn't done that for three years. Depressing for me, I live with him.
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    Re-fried beans packaged into a rolled up flower product is asking for trouble anywho.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Its actually flour, not flower

    And why is it asking for trouble? I think burritos are the best thing someone down my heritage line invented, after enchiladas of course. (2.6k, ftw!)

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    Damn, I didn't notice that typo. I'm in a hurry to post, because my dad's on his way home.


    Burritos have stained my clothes so many times, it's a miracle that i was able to go one day during lunch without having to wear a bib.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
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    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Which is why you eat them with a fork and knife, like Adam said earlier. Keeps the messyness to the plate.

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    But is it traditional? I'm sure your ancestors who thought of the burrito would look upon you in shame if you ate a burrito with silverware.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    True, but I also have that small bit of Caucasian heritage to which I can blame it on

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    You can blame all you want, but when the spirits come to haunt you don't come crying to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    And I thought we were friends....

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    You're the one trying to fit modern dining in with ancient aztec culture!
    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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