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    Me and squid were chewing some shit, ya know talking about penises because thats what masculine heterosensual men do. And squid thought of an interesting question to ponder. What would you do if your penis was a shoe and would it be? I think mine would be a sensible jogging shoe, probably a Nike hopefully an Adidas. (crossing fingers)

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    Not exactly what I was thinking, imagine like if a penis was transformed into a shoe not so much a fusion.
    Did you have that picture on que or something because that was fucking fast?

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    I just put in "penis shoe" and it came up on the first page.

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    considering I dont have a penis, this question is pretty void

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    Quote Originally Posted by MORELIKEBAGETTE! View Post
    Not exactly what I was thinking, imagine like if a penis was transformed into a shoe not so much a fusion.
    Did you have that picture on que or something because that was fucking fast?
    All she had to do was get a picture of her own rod, and she was set.

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    Something versatile and for walking mountaneously, probably a Large Boot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walrus View Post
    All she had to do was get a picture of her own rod, and she was set.
    It was already on my computer, actually.

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    where is miley cyrus when you need a hand job?

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    A moccasin would be badass. I'd want that.

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    i'd probably have converse or some comfy skater shoe



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    A moccasin would be badass. I'd want that.
    you're saying you have a primitive, scratchy penis that wears out quickly?

    I honestly couldn't tell you what shoe I'd have. Probably a boot or a sandal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    A moccasin would be badass. I'd want that.
    Well it would be comfortable.

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    Any thing but nike shoes, i hate them so mutch.

    but i thought the original question was "what would you do with your penis becoming a shoe for 24 hours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilda_Beast View Post
    Any thing but nike shoes, i hate them so mutch.

    but i thought the original question was "what would you do with your penis becoming a shoe for 24 hours"
    It was. Alex bastardized it to suit his own needs.

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    That ass hole

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    Suck my shoe

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    I know, why do we hang out with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MORELIKEBAGETTE! View Post
    Suck my shoe
    Oh yeah.

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    You guys are like a low class sitcom.

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    Can't tell how to take that?

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    Sup Giant Squed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MORELIKEBAGETTE! View Post
    Can't tell how to take that?
    It was sort of a compliment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    You guys are like a low class sitcom.
    I like it how our 3 lives our sit coms. makes the whole world round

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    like "Friends" except better, much better

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