English Teacher = Matt
Math Teacher = Anthony
James = Student
Anthony: I'm telling you Matt you could be a bouncer.
Matt: What are you talking about I can't fight.
Anthony: It's not about fighting man it's just about standing their looking intimidating.
Me: Yeah you're pretty good at the popeye look.
Anthony: hahaha yeah cross your arms and shit, anyone gives you trouble just sic [female teacher who I forget the name of] on them.
*Said Teacher wrinkles her nose*
Anthony: You could probably rip a bitch up.
Teacher: I've never been in a fight.
Anthony: In your whole life?
Matt: That is a bit unorthodox.
Teacher: I've never had any reason to fight.
Me: Never had to defend your man?
Teacher: He's not worth fighting for.
Anthony: Better not tell him that.
Matt: What're you still doing here James?
James: Just studying before I go to my driving class.
Anthony: Hey it's James. How's it going J-man, JJJ. Got my money?
*James looks uncomfortable*
Me: At least he doesn't grope you when he does it.
Anthony: That's because James is a good boy and pays when he's due, I don't need to get hands on with him like I do with you.
Matt: Yeah, there's more than one way to pay Anthony you know.
Anthony: That's right boy, and you lookin purdy.