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    Everyone is shitty and weird. Me? I'm normal and cool. Giant Squid's Avatar
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    Default My night school is actually pretty cool

    Conversation today:

    English Teacher = Matt
    Math Teacher = Anthony
    James = Student

    Anthony: I'm telling you Matt you could be a bouncer.

    Matt: What are you talking about I can't fight.

    Anthony: It's not about fighting man it's just about standing their looking intimidating.

    Me: Yeah you're pretty good at the popeye look.

    Anthony: hahaha yeah cross your arms and shit, anyone gives you trouble just sic [female teacher who I forget the name of] on them.

    *Said Teacher wrinkles her nose*

    Anthony: You could probably rip a bitch up.

    Teacher: I've never been in a fight.

    Anthony: In your whole life?

    Matt: That is a bit unorthodox.

    Teacher: I've never had any reason to fight.

    Me: Never had to defend your man?

    Teacher: He's not worth fighting for.

    Anthony: Better not tell him that.

    Matt: What're you still doing here James?

    James: Just studying before I go to my driving class.

    Anthony: Hey it's James. How's it going J-man, JJJ. Got my money?

    *James looks uncomfortable*

    Me: At least he doesn't grope you when he does it.

    Anthony: That's because James is a good boy and pays when he's due, I don't need to get hands on with him like I do with you.

    Matt: Yeah, there's more than one way to pay Anthony you know.

    Anthony: That's right boy, and you lookin purdy.

    vv

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    That was like the funniest thing ever. So how did James pay Anthony??

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    He was just kidding Goku.

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    Giant Squid, you make me die of laughter .
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    I have to admitt, it was funny.
    BM for now...

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    night school sounds like fun. I'm envious

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    I bet you are Mex.
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    That was great
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    Indeed it was.
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    Man laughed at the Popeye thing and the pay me part

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    AWW sounds like fun



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    Well this light up my morning.
    We could all take a lesson from crayons:

    Some are sharp

    Some are beautiful

    And all are different colors

    But they learn to live in the same box

    You know where this is going;)

    Noelle pairs with no one:P

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    Lions got nothin on the Wildebeest Wilda_Beast's Avatar
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    good stuff pierce

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    Fairly amusing.

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    Sounds like Aerobics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goku_king_anime View Post
    That was like the funniest thing ever. So how did James pay Anthony??
    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    He was just kidding Goku.
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    Nice.

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    Everyone is shitty and weird. Me? I'm normal and cool. Giant Squid's Avatar
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    Maddie = some girl there

    Matt: Yeah, I never really liked baby boomers, the entitlement generation.

    Anthony: HEY

    Matt: Whoops, I'm sorry Anthony.

    Anthony: That's right, it's my money that I inherited and my money I'm dying with.

    Me: Yeah, only real concern was those damn Russkies.

    Matt: Yeah, competing with a country who - while at the cutting edge of technology - can't even feed its own people and we failed to notice this for 50 years.

    Me: Tsar Bomba was pretty ridiculous given the -

    Maddie: This fucking pen

    Anthony: You better move man

    Maddie YEAH MOVE IM THROWING THIS PEN

    *throws and misses horrible*

    Me:...?

    Maddie: You were in the way, your head and your pasty knee

    Matt: Pasty? It's a knee. In Washington.

    Anthony: Why are you so mean *sarcastic frown*

    Maddie: Are you kidding me and pierce are best friends. [/school girl sarcastic voice]

    Me: Yeah, bonded with steel chains

    Maddie: *says something unintelligible*

    Matt: ...So yeah Russia

    Maddie: PIERCE

    Me:...?

    Maddie: Do you want what I drew for you or not?!

    Me: I guess.

    She leaves and we exchange puzzled looks and go on to talk about tazers.

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    Oh, Anthony is black.

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    Is she hot?

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    Fuck you for postbreaking Pierce.

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    Aww....she <3's you. How cute.

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    Not really. I could probably find her myspace if I looked if you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    Not really. I could probably find her myspace if I looked if you want.
    That would be easier to link me to if you were on AIM.

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