The club was kind of a bust last night.. Our Fall Guy Kenny wasn't able to make it out. The band was cool.. some Honkey Tonk group call The Hounds... the Lead Singer looked like Willie Nelson. The band was actually cool. I didn't have enough money to really drink since I despise the taste of beer. No girls.... well, no girls for ME. There were about seventeen lesbians. A pair of extremely gay guys were checking me out really hard. That was kind of exciting. My wingman Tony was so disgusted with the night that he went to the upstairs to play pool.. and he HATES pool. At least I had pizza. Lesbians make me depressed, no offense.