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    door = or
    hinge - ange

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    Ah
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    The song was "Business" Here's a sample...

    Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
    Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden
    With his own private plane, his own pilot
    Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges (boom sound)
    Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes (chainsaw sound)
    Yeah, here I come
    I'm inches away from you, here, fear none
    Hip hop is in a state of 911, so...


    Hmm. Four inches?


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    Well from now on in Goku"s Dictionary orange rhymes with Laurence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve View Post
    not at all


    the fuck do you think orange rhymes with laurence
    NO the only 2 words that rhyme with orange i think you will find are Terry's and chocolate...
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    Horizon wth(who the hell) is that pirate

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    I think that's Napoleon, dude. The Tiniest Pirate of all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Goku_king_anime View Post
    Horizon wth(who the hell) is that pirate
    He's not a pirate, and it says who it is in the image.

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    Fun facts about Napoleon from Cracked.com

    The Man:
    A brilliant tactician, he held more titles than the entire roster of the WWE. As a general in the French Revolution, he handled the artillery and, when he got tired of taking orders, took his old boss's job. As First Consul of France, he waited an excessive five years before claiming himself Emperor (albeit of the French), later ruling over Italy, Germany and, for some reason, Switzerland.

    Napoleon revolutionized war, with tactics and formations now used by every single modern military unit in operation. After a conspiracy of haters sent him to exile, he quickly got bored and decided to re-take France all by himself. When the French royalty began mincing their hands over his return, they sent a regiment of his former soldiers to kill him. The regiment joined him instead and marched on Paris, taking it and ruling for another hundred days just to prove he could.

    One French minister spat, "This devil of a man exercises an astonishing seduction on all those who approach him." Astonishing.

    Pertaining to Poon:
    Being French, you'd expect him to score copious amounts of nubile women while still smelling of garlic and having a silly accent. You'd be right, too. His first wife, Josephine, gave him a daughter before he went on a rampaging slamboree, cutting himself generous slices of ass wherever he went. This led her to do much the same. He had a host of bastards to choose from, at least six of which were prominent enough to go noticed. He even had a two-year engagement with a woman called Desiree, who with that name was probably an exotic dancer of some sort.

    Oh ... oh dear. Well, those frilly shoulder pads sure are ... frilly. He makes up for it with the blingy golden badge on his lapel, as he has obviously declared himself Sheriff of Pimptown. He's poking his hand through his waist coat, as usual, presumably to hold up his dick.

    Catchphrases:
    This is another category in which he thoroughly outshines the entirety of the WWE roster. Here he is bigging up his seduction skills, "He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander." And, again with some congratulatory self inflation that would put Kanye West to shame: "I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion." Perhaps the most self-assured of all the things he spat in the face of the haters was this declaration of absolute certainty in his skill in the bedroom, issuing a challenge to match his work, "Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night." This seems to be one thing the appropriately nicknamed 'Pole never worried about.


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