FINGER INJURIES

[God]

exactly how can you tell if a finger goes from being hurt to broken/sprained.

because i cannot afford a doctor, a messageboard will diagnose me:

it is rather swollen. i can move it with other fingers up to about 1/3rd its normal extension without any pain. i cannot move it on its own up at all without pain. stationary it is not really painful, just sore. when i put ice on it it feels pretty much fine. it is also already starting to hurt less.

do you think this is bad enough to see a doctor over it? personally i dont, im just gonna see if it gets any better over the next few days.

[Giant Squid]

Did you hurt it masturbating?

[Teresa]

I think you've got the right idea. Until it starts looking a bit discolored or even misshapen, you'll be fine.

[God]

Yes.

actually at work me and some peeps were fucking around, and this guy asked me to punch him in the arm. So I did. And I FUCKED THAT DUDE UP really hard, but the only knuckle that really conected was my pinky, plus he has some pretty hard arm muscles.

[Nocturne]

Did you hurt it masturbating?

Damnit that was going to be my line Squid.

[God]

FUCK i just realized i might not be able to masturbate for a while

[Nocturne]

If you can move it, it's not broke.

[Nocturne]

Use the other hand dumb ass.

[God]

like, move it at all. i can move it down perfectly fine, but i can only move it up a few centimeters. also my other fingers on the hand are fine, given the nature of bone structure in the hand, i would imagine that if it was a broken bone all of them plus my wrist would be pretty fucked. AM I RIGHT?

[Nocturne]

I've broken my thumb once before and aside from the finger next to it, the rest of my hand was fine.

[God]

but how much did the thumb hurt when it was stationary? like, not moving it or anything, just it in resting position?

[Nanaki]

FUCK i just realized i might not be able to masturbate for a while

Well 'ello there Mr. Left Hand!

[God]

HELL FUCKING NO. the left hand sucks.

actually i just realized it doesnt hurt when gripping things, just when moving it outwards. i think i should be fine.

[Nocturne]

but how much did the thumb hurt when it was stationary? like, not moving it or anything, just it in resting position?

Only mildly. If I moved it slightly though, it hurt really bad.

And you probably just jammed it bad, or stoved it.

[Nocturne]

I am ambidextrous when masturbating.

[God]

yeah, im pretty sure thats what the deal is. good.

[Nocturne]

I did that about a week ago. But it was worth it, because I absolutely fucking nailed the kid that did it on the play where it got hurt.

[God]

i fucked SLAMMED that dude. everyone was in awe at the savage fury of my strike.

[Nocturne]

A fucking two feet, in every direction, of snow was melted with the energy of my tackle

[pichubro]

I was gonna ask if this would affect the PD biography, but seeing as your posting just fine...

[Hicky]

I am ambidextrous when masturbating.

I kick your ass - I'm ambidextrous at writing.

Tim I hope your finger gets better. (insert comment to seem more manly)

[Eve]

im ambidextrous at EVERYTHING but writing

[Eve]

im great

[Hicky]

I'm ambidextrous at choking the shit out of you.

[Horizon]

And im ambidextrous in ripping your legs off if you do.