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    exactly how can you tell if a finger goes from being hurt to broken/sprained.

    because i cannot afford a doctor, a messageboard will diagnose me:

    it is rather swollen. i can move it with other fingers up to about 1/3rd its normal extension without any pain. i cannot move it on its own up at all without pain. stationary it is not really painful, just sore. when i put ice on it it feels pretty much fine. it is also already starting to hurt less.

    do you think this is bad enough to see a doctor over it? personally i dont, im just gonna see if it gets any better over the next few days.

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    Did you hurt it masturbating?

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    I think you've got the right idea. Until it starts looking a bit discolored or even misshapen, you'll be fine.

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    Yes.

    actually at work me and some peeps were fucking around, and this guy asked me to punch him in the arm. So I did. And I FUCKED THAT DUDE UP really hard, but the only knuckle that really conected was my pinky, plus he has some pretty hard arm muscles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    Did you hurt it masturbating?
    Damnit that was going to be my line Squid.

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    FUCK i just realized i might not be able to masturbate for a while

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    If you can move it, it's not broke.

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    Use the other hand dumb ass.

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    like, move it at all. i can move it down perfectly fine, but i can only move it up a few centimeters. also my other fingers on the hand are fine, given the nature of bone structure in the hand, i would imagine that if it was a broken bone all of them plus my wrist would be pretty fucked. AM I RIGHT?

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    I've broken my thumb once before and aside from the finger next to it, the rest of my hand was fine.

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    but how much did the thumb hurt when it was stationary? like, not moving it or anything, just it in resting position?

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    FUCK i just realized i might not be able to masturbate for a while
    Well 'ello there Mr. Left Hand!
    -.---.----..

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    HELL FUCKING NO. the left hand sucks.

    actually i just realized it doesnt hurt when gripping things, just when moving it outwards. i think i should be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    but how much did the thumb hurt when it was stationary? like, not moving it or anything, just it in resting position?
    Only mildly. If I moved it slightly though, it hurt really bad.

    And you probably just jammed it bad, or stoved it.

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    I am ambidextrous when masturbating.

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    yeah, im pretty sure thats what the deal is. good.

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    I did that about a week ago. But it was worth it, because I absolutely fucking nailed the kid that did it on the play where it got hurt.

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    i fucked SLAMMED that dude. everyone was in awe at the savage fury of my strike.

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    A fucking two feet, in every direction, of snow was melted with the energy of my tackle

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    I was gonna ask if this would affect the PD biography, but seeing as your posting just fine...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocturne View Post
    I am ambidextrous when masturbating.
    I kick your ass - I'm ambidextrous at writing.

    Tim I hope your finger gets better. (insert comment to seem more manly)

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    im ambidextrous at EVERYTHING but writing



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    im great



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    I'm ambidextrous at choking the shit out of you.

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    And im ambidextrous in ripping your legs off if you do.
    Life... INSANITY IS KEY!!

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