Everyone in the house is asleep, save for my brother, who is taking a shower.
The people in the house who are asleep are all upstairs, so it is utterly impossible that any would have been able to sneak up on me without hearing them coming down.
I was sitting here innocently scanning the forum for a postworthy thread, when I heard a voice loudly whisper, "Meegaaann."
I turned around and saw no one, but the bathroom door was cracked slightly so I thought it must have been my brother. I went to it and asked him if he called for me and he paused, then sounded confused as he said no.
I'm not kidding. What the fuck is this?