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    Default FAO: All High School and Middle School Students

    High School is not important. Just pass with all D's, don't shoot for any higher - you are wasting your time. High school being important to your future is a myth and a fake concept. You will realize this eventually and the sooner the better. I am totally serious.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    You're on a roll!

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    No way! I studied eight hours today for my science test tommorow!

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    except for History class. I would have to attempt to do bad in that class to get lower than a high B.

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    Realizing this is a double edged sword though:

    You don't worry about things as much. Much less stress.

    But also going to school feels like the most useless and time wasting experience there is.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    This is some of the most important academic advice you will ever recieve:

    You can slack off in high school. Go to a Community college for RIDICULOUSLY cheap tuition comparatively. Do well there. In 2 years, transfer to a good University based on your college transcripts, which is all they will care about at that point. Then get the degree the prep school rich kid overachievers did with 8% of the work.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    I got my first D today and nearly cried.

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    I have posted here for a majority of my high school career, and it has been more important than educational anything I have done or learned in high school.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pichubro View Post
    I got my first D today and nearly cried.
    You've been fooled, pichubro. Please listen to me. It does not matter.
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    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    When I fully realized this I suddenly felt completely enlightened. Like I had broke through the glass ceiling and really realized how the world works. It does not matter guys.
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    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    I got an A on my French test!

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    In the six or so months I've been here I've learned more information that I will retain than I would have in two years of school.

    Except for history class.

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    I have learned maybe about 2% of the things I know from school. And I know a lot of stuff.
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    But College does matter, just to get that straight. But college is much less lame so don't worry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    You've been fooled, pichubro. Please listen to me. It does not matter.
    Yeah, it's just that my teacher yelled at me for my essay sucking.

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    I'm in politics!

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    But College does matter, just to get that straight. But college is much less lame so don't worry.
    You do realize that if your college does turn out to be lame, you're screwed, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pichubro View Post
    Yeah, it's just that my teacher yelled at me for my essay sucking.
    No one fucking yells at pichubro.
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    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocturne View Post
    You do realize that if your college does turn out to be lame, you're screwed, right?
    Some colleges can be pretty lame, but not as lame as high school.
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    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    No one fucking yells at pichubro.
    I'll let you beat him up next time.

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    Anyone who has made their fortune in an honest matter rather than inheriting it or getting hooked up with jobs by their rich parents with all their tuition to yale and prep schools payed for them will tell you that high school does not matter.
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    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pichubro View Post
    I'll let you beat him up next time.
    pichubro, think of this. you went on a pokemon forum and met the future president of the united states. who are you going to meet in fucking high school?
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    Some colleges can be pretty lame, but not as lame as high school.
    My local community college is pretty fucking awesome. They have this fireworks night/art festival/carnival/entertainment party every summer and it's awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    pichubro, think of this. you went on a pokemon forum and met the future president of the united states. who are you going to meet in fucking high school?
    ... College loving teachers that shove grades down my throat?

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    pichubro, think of this. you went on a pokemon forum and met the future president of the united states. who are you going to meet in fucking high school?
    Who would want to be president of the United States though? Bush has destroyed all image that it once had.

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