The Hitmonlee Song
This is a parody of "Holiday" by Green Day.
Hitmonlee
Say hey!
Feel the impact of both my feet!
Tenderizing you to pulpy meat! (Sweet!)
No pain
From one swift kick into your brain!
Hear the Houndooms yelp in fear!
As I deliver my knee up the rear! (Here!)
Oh dear! I shatter rock types in my career!
The ultimate ass-kicker, you best recognize!
Face my blank countenance, meet my steely eyes!
I’m Hitmonlee!
When the psychic types get too smug,
Quick body slams sweep them under the rug! (Ugh!)
And bugs, get stepped on with the best of them!
Can I get X Accuracy? (Amen!)
Hi Jump Kicks tend to miss, backfire on me! (Gee!)
Maybe a focus band would remedy?
The ultimate ass-kicker, you best recognize!
Face my blank countenance, meet my steely eyes!
I’m Hitmonlee!
“The Gym Leader from Dewford Town has the floor.”
“Rock on, ye Tyrogue evolutions!
And the moves that you implement!
Pity on those outlets for all the
Aggression you’re inclined to vent!
Knocked out by the flying fisticuffs
Of Hitmonchan’s but you’d agree
Hitmontop may be tops but it’s still
Head over heels for Hitmonlee!
Only the one and only Hitmonlee!”
The ultimate ass-kicker, you best recognize!
Face my blank countenance, meet my steely eyes!
I may not be a looker but one thing I know…
Is how to use my feet to sodomize my foe!
Best recognize I’m Hitmonlee!
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