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    Nidogod That Ho!!! Nidogod's Avatar
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    Default The Hitmonlee Song

    This is a parody of "Holiday" by Green Day.

    Hitmonlee

    Say hey!

    Feel the impact of both my feet!
    Tenderizing you to pulpy meat! (Sweet!)
    No pain
    From one swift kick into your brain!

    Hear the Houndooms yelp in fear!
    As I deliver my knee up the rear! (Here!)
    Oh dear! I shatter rock types in my career!

    The ultimate ass-kicker, you best recognize!
    Face my blank countenance, meet my steely eyes!
    I’m Hitmonlee!

    When the psychic types get too smug,
    Quick body slams sweep them under the rug! (Ugh!)
    And bugs, get stepped on with the best of them!

    Can I get X Accuracy? (Amen!)
    Hi Jump Kicks tend to miss, backfire on me! (Gee!)
    Maybe a focus band would remedy?

    The ultimate ass-kicker, you best recognize!
    Face my blank countenance, meet my steely eyes!
    I’m Hitmonlee!


    “The Gym Leader from Dewford Town has the floor.”

    “Rock on, ye Tyrogue evolutions!
    And the moves that you implement!
    Pity on those outlets for all the
    Aggression you’re inclined to vent!
    Knocked out by the flying fisticuffs
    Of Hitmonchan’s but you’d agree
    Hitmontop may be tops but it’s still
    Head over heels for Hitmonlee!
    Only the one and only Hitmonlee!”

    The ultimate ass-kicker, you best recognize!
    Face my blank countenance, meet my steely eyes!
    I may not be a looker but one thing I know…
    Is how to use my feet to sodomize my foe!

    Best recognize I’m Hitmonlee!


    I live. I love. I kill. I catch Pokemons. I am content.

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    Awesome.
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    Well thanks ^_^


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    Me likey.

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    You're really good at this sort of thing....man, you draw, you write poems and you write stories. And all three of them are good.
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    Is Hitmonlee rapping? that's awesome



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    He's just rockin' out.

    you write poems
    More of a song than a poem but yeah, thanks.


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    Hot damn you're good What's the next song you plan to parody?
    We could all take a lesson from crayons:

    Some are sharp

    Some are beautiful

    And all are different colors

    But they learn to live in the same box

    You know where this is going;)

    Noelle pairs with no one:P

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    I honest to god mean it! Now where the hells my sammich?!? Eon Spirit's Avatar
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    And with what pokémon
    New Claimed Character: Onikami O'Donnel Son of Wolf O'Donnel
    Awesome!! The spirituous Soulhaven Town Come join the club Cyndaquils, get'm now!


    Albums wanting:
    Slipknot - Vol. 3 (The subliminal Verses)
    White Stripes - Eephant
    Halo 2 Soundtrack 1
    Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
    Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists

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    I'm writing Jurassaic Park The Musical.


    I live. I love. I kill. I catch Pokemons. I am content.

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    We could all take a lesson from crayons:

    Some are sharp

    Some are beautiful

    And all are different colors

    But they learn to live in the same box

    You know where this is going;)

    Noelle pairs with no one:P

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