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    Default ATTN EMOS

    I got the razor blade stuck in my wrist and can't get it out.

    There's a lot of blood coming out, what should I do?
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    Okay from what I've been told... you'll start to get lightheaded... Use that to your advantage. You'll enter a state of near euphoria.. write bad self depreciated poetry. at the end you'll likely die, but they might make an ABC weekend special about it.
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    Go to your mom and say it got stuck while shaving?? I don't know, Italians are not really into the emo thing. We're more soccer crazed.
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    I luv futball

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    First of all, emos dont exist anymore. And the real emos didnt practice self mutalation. Second of all, pull it out.


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    Eh, my idea was best.
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    What part of the word STUCK do you fucking not understand?
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    Yes, thank you Qoorl!
    You were helpful
    But I'd rather not DIE
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    Im pretty sure you cant type with A FUCKING RAZOR FUCKING BLADE FUCKING STUCK IN FUCKING YOUR FUCKING WRIST FUCKING

    Were you shaving your wrists?


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    Oh well, you have to die sometime, but I'd suggest wiggling it a bit, if you can get another razor blade you can wedge it in there and use it as a lever to extract the first one. You'll likely want a bandaid when you're finished.
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    NO!!!!! I just hate the world

    No, I can type, it just HUUUUUUURTS.
    And the keyboard is all red and the right hand keys are getting stuck
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    Nanaki, there's nothing you can do. You can sit there in your misery, thinking back at your life

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    Like I said before, ask for help from a parent or something.
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    QOORL THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT
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    OW
    OW
    OW
    OW
    OW
    THIS REALLY FUCKING HURTS
    BOTH ARE STUCK AND I CAN'T MOVE MY RIGHT HAND AT ALL
    THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE
    I FEEL REALLY FUCKING WHOoooooooooooooooooooookb no l;
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    Gnaw your arm off.

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    Dont be a noobsack Nanaki. The solution is very simple. YOU FUCKING PULL FUCKING IT FUCKING OUT FUCKING

    I mean cmon! You should see how fucked up my arms are. Several slashes with an exacto knife on both hands, very little skin on my indexs fingers, and tons of gashes on my arms. BE A MAN AND TAKE IT!

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    Nanaki if you die Ill pee my pants and my shirt


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    No, gnawing your arm off is stupid, the razor blades will still be there. Hrmm.. this calls for some ingenuity. OKay tie a string the both blades, ok? Next tie the other ends of the strings to your door. Now slam the door repeatedly while you anchor yourself with something. It works for teeth so it SHOULD work for razor blades... same concept really.
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    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BRAVE
    WHAT PART OF THE WORD STUCK DO YOU NOT FUCKING GET?
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    Call the ambulance, as well as the fire department, police force and the FBI.
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    Guys, I cant see out of my write I
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    Slam the door harder... you MAY have to tie it all to the family car, then push it down the drive.
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    I got one out
    But I don't have the strength to pull out the other
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    Well... jsut leave it in there, keep it covered and the flesh will gradually grow around it. you should be fine but it may ache a bit whenever there's a rain a comin.
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