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    i have an essay due on why gum chewing should be allowed in school. any ideas?
    i can't think of any...

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    tell your teacher to fuck herself/himself up the ass
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    why don't you change your argument to why chewing gum sucks. I can think of several reasons off the topic of my head

    1) chewing gum sticks to your fingers when you play with it
    2) chewing gum loses its flavor after about 30 seconds
    3) swallowing chewing gum isn't good for you, but what else are you supposed to do with it if you don't have a trashcan in the vicinity

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    or write a paper on killing people who love gum
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Write about how annoying it is when people smack on gum.

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    chewing gum increases short term memory. or so my teacher claims it does with newspaper articles.

    but then again he was the same teacher who showed panties in front of the assembly, so I kinda doubt his words.

    he was british too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    or write a paper on killing people who love gum
    oh i'm tempted.

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