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I am going away again
Except, this time, it's with my fucking parents and unlike last time, I really don't want to go.
Tell me ways I can prevent myself from going.
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hit them in the face with a brick
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No it's one of those generic shitty homofest invested resorts.
If I wanted to have a holiday, I'd go by myself.
Tell me subtle / sweetalk method
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So far, in order of effectiveness -
1) Poison them during their sleep.
2) Never get out of bed.
3) Throw their luggage away
4) Drink some washing up liquid and become ill again.
5) Suddenly go insane
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Eat so much cake you can't fit on the plane.
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threaten to kill yourself and then admit you're a homosexual
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It won't help him like it helped to you, god.
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