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    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity Hicky's Avatar
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    Default I am going away again

    Except, this time, it's with my fucking parents and unlike last time, I really don't want to go.

    Tell me ways I can prevent myself from going.

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    Throw them tea

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    are you going to the ... the ... FAGGOT CLUB?? :lolllllllllllllllllllllllll:::::
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    hit them in the face with a brick
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    No it's one of those generic shitty homofest invested resorts.

    If I wanted to have a holiday, I'd go by myself.

    Tell me subtle / sweetalk method

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    So far, in order of effectiveness -

    1) Poison them during their sleep.
    2) Never get out of bed.
    3) Throw their luggage away
    4) Drink some washing up liquid and become ill again.
    5) Suddenly go insane

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    run away from home

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    Eat so much cake you can't fit on the plane.

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    threaten to kill yourself and then admit you're a homosexual
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    It won't help him like it helped to you, god.

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    run away



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