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    This odd question suddenly popped into my head while I was sleeping. How do Pokemon do it. How do they have sex?

    You but them in a daycare and you come back to find a *gasp* egg. But how do they reproduce? Do they communicate? Is there anal penetration? I don't see any sign of penises on the male Pokemon. The only proof of attraction are the moves attract and charm.

    These moves bring up another question: Do Pokemon have sexual pleasure? Do they do it only through instinct? They do seem to be attracted to each other (In my Pokemon Yellow game, when you enter the Pokemon fan club, your Pikachu gets a crush gets a crush on the Chansey).

    On an irrelevant note: When vampires drink the blood of a drunk ,do they get drunk too?

    You may hate me for posting a topic here on Pokemon, but you are the only guys with enough maturity to answer this question with some formality.

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    I think they just do it like the rest of all living things.
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    Well, you're right.

    Apart from newgrounds or SMOGON (not reccommended) I don't see where you wouldn't get flamed or get your topic deleted.


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    The stork.

    They kiss and then call the stork for a baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haruhara Haruko View Post
    I think they just do it like the rest of all living things.
    But were are there sexual organs? Only Jinx has boobs, and I think Mr. Mime might be wearing pants, but those are the only Pokemon that come close to reproducing.
    Isn't there a female and male version of both Mr. Mime and Jinx? That would mean that all Mr. Mimes and Jinxes have sex with eachother. (That is, supposing, that they do have sex). This woud also mean that all male Jixes have man boobs and all female Mr. Mimes have Penises!

    can anybody answer my question about the vampire.

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    there are no male jynxes.

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    Nidoqueen looks like she has boobs. But, she can't reproduce. Hmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasuke72uchiha View Post
    there are no male jynxes.
    Well there are still female Mr. Mimes. (Mrs. Mimes?) I've never bread a Smoochum before, by the way. How do you go about doing that? Ditto?

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    Here's an answer to your vampire question.

    Yes, the vampire would get drunk because if the drunk person had been drinking beverages with high alcohol content, the alcohol would be mixed into the person's blood. Then, when the vampire bites them, there would be alcohol in the blood so the vampire would get drunk. (Depending on how much blood the vampire drinks.) Then both the drunk person and the vampire would have major hangovers the next morning.

    There's your scientific answer, Solly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haruhara Haruko View Post
    There's your scientific answer, Solly.
    Next question: Is a baby not a parasite? It sits inside th body of a women and feeds on the nutrients that the woman eats. Not only that, but the woman involuntarily feeds it, because she cannot redirect the food flow within her body.

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    What am I? A computer? Very well, if you insist.

    Babies are parasites at times, at other times they are not. In the parasite time, they do all you have mentioned, but also cause morning sickness, vomiting, back pain, and various other painful and sickening illnesses or ailings. In the non-parasite time, they bring the parents joy (God knows why.) and they are considered cute and adorable by everyone who sees them. (Except me of course.)

    It really depends on how you view a baby. I choose the parasite, because they cause pain and suffering to anyone unlucky enough to have one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by God
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    Stop being a hypocrite and actually answer in your own way and not in someone elses.
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