for the last 2 months i have been wondering why my room is so freezing cold every night, and the wind is constantly howling outside (the 2 months, it has stormed for 30 of the 60 days).
after getting many sniffle illnesses over these 2 months, i alert my parental figures about this atrocity and my maternal unit says to me "is your window open?". i respond with a scoff, saying i would know if it was open because my blinds would at the very least be flailing about during the wind storm. so my mom goes to check, and then shuts my window that was open about the size of a pubic hair. boy was my face red