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Thread: I just saw Meet the Spartans

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    Default I just saw Meet the Spartans

    I've been picking movies since X-Men, this is the first bad movie I've ever picked.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    Looks like it would be another day of rent for me.

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    why would the thought of this movie not sucking even cross your mind

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    i mean someone who would think this movie would be good is almost as bad as someone thinking ron paul would be a good president

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    I saw the poster and thought it was gonna be funny, I mean it had spartans in homosexual poses how could I go wrong? Well I drove up, got a drink, walked in and the movie was starting. It started off sucking, from the very beginning. Eventually I got mad and walked out to refill my drink but on the way back to the theater I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "nah forget it yo homes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "yo homes smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    now you're stealing the ends of ta's posts. you should be ashamed of yourself.

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    a worthy thievery i say, because that was pretty funny.

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