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    Furry Authority RedCheetah's Avatar
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    Default URGENT advice NEEDED

    My boss runs, possibly owns, a strip club. I shit you not. The good thing is I see him all the time, the bad part is he's a short pushy black man. I need a way to get on his good side. Now before you say "RC just go in there you're 18." the place serves alcohol and that's how these places make their real money, they don't let non-drinking folk in through the traditional means. I implore you peoples for ideas. Posthaste.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    Taste Like Honey Hatsuharu's Avatar
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    Do something special.


    Or just bake him something.

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    bring a boom box in to work

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    And how will that work?

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    Or you could buy the book "Slang for Dummies"

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