What's your political party?

[Mr. Smithy]

You do realise that lead-lined cases are defined as "highly suspicious" by airport security, right?

Unless they're hidden well, which is actually pretty easy these days. Or if you come up with some good excuse for it. Or if terrorists have infiltrated airport security, which is also pretty easy.

Because it's impossible to fight such stupidity ^_^

Never underestimated the underdeveloped brain of GOD.

[God]

remember that time mr. smithy said 9/11 was an inside job

[The Editor]

You have to pass cases through X-ray scanners. Anything coming up completely white is obviously going to be at least a little suspicious. And if that happens, they search the bag. Meanwhile, if you already have security on your side, you don't need a lead-lined case in the first place.

[The Editor]

Remember that time when you said something clever? Because I can't think of one.

[God]

is mr. smithy your boyfriend, the editor?

[The Editor]

I haven't had a boyfriend in ages.

[Mr. Smithy]

You have to pass cases through X-ray scanners. Anything coming up completely white is obviously going to be at least a little suspicious. And if that happens, they search the bag. Meanwhile, if you already have security on your side, you don't need a lead-lined case in the first place.

I have a new idea. A gun that has been taken apart, like in that movie that I forgot. I think it had something to do with a gold gun.

I haven't had a boyfriend in ages.

Ed, are you actually messing up in your comebacks? Well, I guess there's a first time for everything.

[The Editor]

Bits of a gun are still suspicious.

No, I know what I'm saying. I also know what I actually mean, what I want to mean, and what people will infer

[Mr. Smithy]

First of all, if the parts of the gun are disguised as something else, it won't be suspicious.

Second of all, that's like admitting that you ARE a homo.

[The Editor]

And how do you go about doing that?

That's what I wanted it to mean, and what I thought people would infer.