Did you start having these dreams before or after you saw the movie?
You may have an over active dark imagination. I don't mean that to be degrading.
Damn Rip, where the hell do you LIVE?! Transylvania?
JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!
uh...?Originally Posted by God
Oh man I had horrible nightmares last night. I dreamed that the US sent EVERY soldier to Iraq. Then giant floating fiery alien skulls attacked the rural regions and were turning humans into flaccid penis monsters. Their noses turned into long trunk like limp willies and one arm turned into one and grew like twice the length of a normal human arm. Then they couldn't handle the metamorphosis and they died.
Somehow I (hahaha me a hero) managed to get my son who was much older than he is and my daughter (who was really cool btw) into a late 90s model chevy astro minivan and we were running away, well driving actually. And we stopped at this house that had the penis monsters dead and hanging out of windows to help someone and the backyard was a sea of baked beans. My sister was there suddenly and she told me she told Cowboy Brad Pitt that I would swim out into the sea of baked beans to get his hat.
I was like, "What?"
She was like, "Dude, I told him you would."
I was like, "OMG in that case I have to."
So I swam out into the baked beans like an Olympian and rescued the cowboy hat.
When I got back to shore my sister and Brad Pitt were making out, naked, covered in baked beans and wallowing like animals. It was fairly gross if only you knew my sister.
Weirdest dream ever.
This is why we don't eat baked beans before bed.
But baked beans are wondrous.
I wouldn't eat flaccid penis in the first place....weirdo.
no, many years before.
now about the other question. No I live in an okay place but many people who are running from their problems/supernatural problems; come through here. Also there is an evilness that gets people from time to time but it's not something that happens with out someone provoking it. I guess this is the same everywhere.
Nobody is mean without being provoked in Calgary. Strange how that works out.
Weird... I guess Lumberton's just a little tame. We never have any supernatural problems. Of course this year a band of mexicans have come through attacking traveler's on the road. Bad stuff. BUt I'd take Mexicans that can be stopped by cops or shotguns over the supernatural anyday.
Ewwwwwwww....
This thread's making me hungry...
I live. I love. I kill. I catch Pokemons. I am content.
Yes, I yearn for my grandmother's baked beans now.
just posting here so i can have the last post in all misc forums
also to say this thread needs some lockin
And then I was scared...
Scared of the thought.
The thought of anybody smothering anyone else with honey and then pretending they're a bear sends shivers down my spine.
I do like bears and honey, though.
*Takes out a whip and a chair* Stay back!
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