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    Default juno is fucking shit

    why did anyone like this film
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    amen
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    if i saw it in theaters i would seriously consider walking out in the first 10 minutes
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    it gets less offensive after the first 30 minutes
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    ive never seen it


    nicola was gonna make me watch it cause she said it was "brilliant"



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    It sounds extremely gay.

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    My friends invited me to go to the theater to watch it and they all liked it but I never bothered to go watch it with them.
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    I bet you loved it.

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    I never saw it.
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    Why lie about it, we know you did. It's your favorite.

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    I'm telling you, I never saw it. The last movie I saw in theaters - Harry Potter. Last movie I saw at home/general - 10,000 BC. [bootleg]
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    Last movie you saw and LOVED - Juno

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    He's got at least 5 posters in his room. He showed me.
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    Last movie I saw and loved - I am Legend.
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    Yeah, OK

    You don't have to pretend, we know.

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    Oh well.
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    I think people like it because it's their fantasy American highschool and it's a fantasy innocent teenage girl who gets burdened with a problem. I've seen clips and I denoted it's pretty shit.

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    I saw Juno and liked it alright.

    It get's better after the beginning
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    yeah after the beginning it gets less shit. but FUCK the beginning is horrible. some parts were honestly fantastic(juno's relationship with the married guy, juno's father, the boyfriend dude's acting, and some of the stuff towards the end) and if it was only that kind of stuff it would be a great film, but the shitty parts are SO STAGGERING that they drag the whole thing down
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    I didn't like how they made Jennifer Garner such a careless bitch.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
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    Some lad popped this in one day in school for about 40 minutes and it seemed lackluster. Then again, I was also busy playing card games, so who knows.
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    I was contemplating when I went to create Zack Attack!, if I wanted to choose the name "Jack Spade" and have his avatar be the jack of spades.
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
    Im growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.
    - Snakes on a Plane (As if spoken by a proper Englishman)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xion: The Master of Steel View Post
    Some lad popped this in one day in school for about 40 minutes and it seemed lackluster. Then again, I was also busy playing card games, so who knows.
    xion you fucking cunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xion: The Master of Steel View Post
    Some lad popped this in one day in school for about 40 minutes and it seemed lackluster. Then again, I was also busy playing card games, so who knows.
    CARD GAMES!?

    Were you betting SOULS!?

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    fuck you xion, you fucking cunt
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    "What else?" said the secretary.

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