I was working, and this man and his daughter came in. The man started talking politics- a dangerous subject as most semi-sentient beings understand. He mentions Hilary and I say, "While I personally don't disagree with most of her platform, I think Obama would be a better face," and the daughter perks her head up and chimes in with this unforgettable piece:

"Ew. Eff that guy- he blew up towers and stuff."

To which I respond,

"No, hunny. That's Osama."

I shit you not. Made my year.