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    Obama-related.

    I was working, and this man and his daughter came in. The man started talking politics- a dangerous subject as most semi-sentient beings understand. He mentions Hilary and I say, "While I personally don't disagree with most of her platform, I think Obama would be a better face," and the daughter perks her head up and chimes in with this unforgettable piece:

    "Ew. Eff that guy- he blew up towers and stuff."

    To which I respond,

    "No, hunny. That's Osama."

    I shit you not. Made my year.


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    Perks her head up from where? Your crotch?

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    hahahahahahha

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    From inattentiveness due to listening to someone three years older than her and her old man talking politics. Apologies if it was unclear that most 17 year old women weren't interested in politics, but you're kind of retarded.



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    awww yeaahhhh pro-obama freestyle

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    I heard of his victory and Clinton's plan to announce her withdrawal and a smile emerged on my face.
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    I said when I first heard "IT'S MORNING AGAIN, IN AMERICA!"

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    The dark clouds were dispelled from the highlands, and the villagers let out cheers of joy and smiles on their faces once more.
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    And yet, the sun turned black and it rained heavenly funk for all of Barrack's time ruling the lands. And it was good

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    mhm soon as Obama gets in the white house its gonna be all sunshine lolly pops :3

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    its gonna be all fried chicken and pumpin bass

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    And gangsta itself in it's liquid form.

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    wonder if this will some how lead to drugs becoming easier to purchase?

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    Or to the murder of more gay canadians.

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    mhmh glad im not gay also im reallly hoping drugs get cheaper x-x for reasons >>

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